Favourite Excuse

[Sevre]

What's that one-or-so-liner that you use to get out of a tight spot?

Mine's either "I swear I was pickpocketing her!" or "Talk to your shop steward"

 

[Fairee]

I say way too many dumb things, which I always excuse with I'm blonde.

Even though I'm currently ginger.

 

[killgannon]

"I was dead at the time!"

 

[ghostsprite9]

"i was on the moon, with steve"

is that eddie izzard.

i was dead at the time is my fave.

EDIT:
noooooooooooooooooo
i was beaten to it

 

[DigitalJedl]

He did it.

 

[kewlrabbit]

This one's always fun to say.
"Why were you late?"
"Because I wasn't here earlier."
Though people tend to not like that response.

 

[Armored Prayer]

"A ghost did it."

 

[ace_of_something]

I'd love ot help you out but I'm holding these two sacks of clams in my hands.

 

[Fudgo]

"It was you."

 

[Sewer Rat]

It was my slightly more evil twin, I swear!

 

[Mstrswrd]

"I had a migraine so bad it made me physically ill."

It's my favorite because when I use it, it usually true.

 

[ZeeClone]

My parallel processes were running perpendicular last week.

 

[Clirck]

Am getting good at making poker face at stuff. (poker face - telling anything face)
That usually does the job.

 

[JokerGrin]

I wasn't there. If I was there, I wasn't paying attention to much.

 

[Incredible Bullshitting Man]

"Sorry, I can´t. My aquarium broke."

Tends to confuse especially strangers.

 

[Abedeus]

"WHY, IT WAS LIKE THAT WHEN I TINKERED WITH IT, IT WAS!"

 

[Princeps senatus]

So's your face!

Edit: Though it's not really effective... works wonders for Scrubs fans though.

 

[teisjm]

Something perverted enough to make people feel too uncomfortable to keep talking about the subject.

"why did you get here so late? we were supposed to meet here half an hour ago"

"i was jacking off to internet donkey porn"

"oh... so the wheather is nice today huh?"

 

[ace_of_something]

Another one that gets me out of trouble is "I love you?" (raised voice at the end implying it's a question) Well, usually... sometimes it's just akward for everyone inolved.

 

[Hazy]

"It was like that when I got here" or "It wasn't me this time! I swear!"