Favourite Family Guy Quote!

[CharrHawk164]

For all you Family Guy lovers such as myself. I haven't watched it for ages and want a giggle with some quotes from the show.

My personal favourite is:

"I sharpened a pencil with my bum and now I need a band aid." - ***** Brian

Sock 'em to me fellow Escapees!!

 

[baddude1337]

Brian: Did you clean my car?

***** Brian: No, but I hit it with a rock.

same episode! x

 

[CharrHawk164]

WIN.

Brian: I'm not proud of this but I really wanna lick that up.

 

[Drakmeire]

I... who? why those quotes?
I prefered back when the show had a few high brow jokes
Peter: Yeah, right. That's what they said about Benjamin Disraeli.
Cut to Disraeli looking up at the screen*
Disraeli:You don't even know who I am!

 

[bulldogftw]

Road to the multiverse:

stewie: love it
brian: hate it

 

[6unn3r]

Tom Tucker: And now time for Ollie Williams with the Black-U-Weather Forecast. Ollie?
Ollie: It gon rain.
Tom Tucker: Thanks, Ollie.

Tom: And now to our weatherman Ollie Williams for the Blackie-Weather Forecast, Ollie?
Olie: IT'S RAININ' SIDEWAYS!
Tom: Don't you have an umbrella?
Olie: USED TO!
Tom: Where is it now?
Olie: INSIDE OUT TWO MILES AWAY!
Tom: Is there anything we can do for you?
Olie: BRING ME SOME SOUP!
Tom: What kind?
Olie: CHUNKY!
Tom: Thanks, Ollie.

 

[amadhatter]

absolutely anything that Buzz Killington ever said. Now, who here likes a good story about a bridge?

 

[CharrHawk164]

absolutely anything that Buzz Killington ever said. Now, who here likes a good story about a bridge?

Aha. *rubs eyes* "ahhhhhh"

 

[Naheal]

Brian: Here's a song by a gay guy.

*cue Never Gonna Give You Up by Rick Astley. Backstage*

Marvin: Yo, Rick! It's your cousin! Your cousin... Marvin Astley? You know that kind of generic, mediocre sound you were lookin' for? Well, listen to this!

 

[Armored Prayer]

"Nobody messes with Adam We."

Definitely my favorite cartoon character.

 

[jakko12345]

Man: so Peter where do you see yourself in 5 years?
Peter: (don't say doing your wife, don't say doing your wife)..."doing your... son?"

 

[ReservoirAngel]

"Stop breathing on the window."
"You idiot, that's condensation. It's on the OUTside!"
"That's it! I swear to God I will come back there and slap you with my ring hand!"

or the pant-wettingly funny:

"teehee. I lied, i was a princess all along."
"you *****, i'm gonna punch you in the face!"

or:

Peter, Joe and Quagmire: "good morning, good morning, to you!"
Stewie: "...nothin could be grander than to be in Louisiana. in the morning, in the mor- oh i'm sorry, i thought we were still going."

or:

"now...who here likes a good story about a bridge?"

 

[Timmaaaah]

I... who? why those quotes?
I prefered back when the show had a few high brow jokes
Peter: Yeah, right. That's what they said about Benjamin Disraeli.
Cut to Disraeli looking up at the screen*
Disraeli:You don't even know who I am!

I LOVE that one! But I think my most recent one ot laugh my ass off at was in something something something darkside.

"I love you!"
"Fuck off."

 

[Harlemura]

Mr. Pewterschmidt: "Why are you naked in my house?"
Peter: "Why aren't you?"
Mr. Pewterschmidt: "... You'er alright, Griffin."

Totally didn't have to use Google to find out how to spell Pewterschmidt.
*cough*

 

[SomethingUnrelated]

'Jefferson High is our Rival!' - Purely for the spontaneous hilarity. I died when I first saw it. Love pretty much all of the others so far as well.

 

[Leopard]

BLACK JESUS!! "I rode in to town on an ass... Yow Momma's ass!" BlACK JESUS!!

 

[Salem_Wolf]

I like American Dad a lot more, but Family Guy has its moments. Anything Quadmire says really gets me sometimes.

"Giggity! Oops I pooped a little..."

 

[Burningsok]

Peter: "Z... 4... Q... another Q, uum a third Q and a batman symbol."

 

[Dystopia]

My name isn't Adam We! Or is it? Who am I? What number did you dial? Don't ever call here again!
Guess that told him! Nobody messes with Adam We...

 

[zombiestrangler]

*At a deaf school*
Rally Leader:"What are we going to do to Lincoln?"
Rally:Kill them!"
"I can't hear you!"
"Kill them!"
"I can't hear you!"
"Kill them!"
"I can't hear you!"
"Kill them!"
"I can't hear you!"
"Kill them!"
"I can't hear you!"