Favourite Fluff/Flavour Text

[Addicted Muffin]

I've seen many wonderful lines of fluff and flavour text, but I want to know, what's your personal favourite?

Mine are an exert from the Adeptus Mechanicus codexes on orkish weaponry.

"Upon disection of the weapons, we found them to be nothing more than metal boxes with bullets in them. We believe that the ork's faith that it is a weapon is so powerful, that it propels the bullets."

and the flavour text off the Magic card "Orc Farmer"

"there is no natural disaster like orcish farming"

 

[Cogwheel]

From one of the Ravnica MtG cards. Vedalken Plotter, I believe.

"Fair? At what point in our negotiations did you convince yourself my goal was to be fair?"

And another one from Last Word: "Some day, someone will best me. But it won't be today, and it won't be you."