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Favourite game quote(s)?
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"I'm here to kick some ass and chew bubblegum, and i'm all out of gum"
Cant believe none of you picked that one yet
Cant believe none of you picked that one yet
Almost anything that Durandal says in the Marathon Trilogy. One of my favorite being "If things around here aren't working, it's because I'm laughing so hard." (I think he says it in the first one, it's rather ironic because in the first game the actual reason a lot of the doors and what not didn't work was because Durandal was having his rampancy induced hissy fit)
"This party's gettin' crazy! Let's Rock!"-Dante [DMC3] (Who else would say something like that?... )
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This recruits is a 20 kilo ferous slug. Feel the weight!
Every five seconds, the main gun of an Everest-class dreadnought accelerates one, to one-point-three percent of lightspeed.
It impacts with the force a 38 kiloton bomb. That is three times the yield of the city buster dropped on Hiroshima back on Earth. That means, Sir Isacc Newton is the deadliest son-of-a-***** in space! Now! Serviceman Burnside, what is Newton's First Law?
Sir! An object in motion stays in motion, sir!
No credit for partial answers maggot!
Sir! Unless acted on by an outside force, sir!
Damn straight! I dare to assume you ignorant jackasses know that space is empty. Once you fire this hunk of metal, it keeps going 'til it hits something. That can be a ship, or the planet behind that ship. It might go off into deep space and hit somebody else in 10,000 years! If you pull the trigger on this, you are ruining someones day! Somewhere and sometime! That is why you check your damn targets! That is why you wait 'til the computer gives you a damn firing solution. That is why, Serviceman Chung, we do not 'eyeball it'. This is a weapon of Mass Destruction! You are NOT a cowboy, shooting from the hip!
Sir, yes sir!
I know others have quoted it, but I put the whole thing so everyone could enjoy it.
ME2 by the way.
Every five seconds, the main gun of an Everest-class dreadnought accelerates one, to one-point-three percent of lightspeed.
It impacts with the force a 38 kiloton bomb. That is three times the yield of the city buster dropped on Hiroshima back on Earth. That means, Sir Isacc Newton is the deadliest son-of-a-***** in space! Now! Serviceman Burnside, what is Newton's First Law?
Sir! An object in motion stays in motion, sir!
No credit for partial answers maggot!
Sir! Unless acted on by an outside force, sir!
Damn straight! I dare to assume you ignorant jackasses know that space is empty. Once you fire this hunk of metal, it keeps going 'til it hits something. That can be a ship, or the planet behind that ship. It might go off into deep space and hit somebody else in 10,000 years! If you pull the trigger on this, you are ruining someones day! Somewhere and sometime! That is why you check your damn targets! That is why you wait 'til the computer gives you a damn firing solution. That is why, Serviceman Chung, we do not 'eyeball it'. This is a weapon of Mass Destruction! You are NOT a cowboy, shooting from the hip!
Sir, yes sir!
I know others have quoted it, but I put the whole thing so everyone could enjoy it.
ME2 by the way.
KotOR:
Player: "Legal requirements?? What do you mean?"
HK-47: "Answer: Simply that the distinction between 'killer' and 'killee' be a clear one. I cannot kill of my own volition, naturally."
Player: "I don't think 'killee' is a word."
HK-47: "Expletive: Damn it, master! I am an assassination droid, not a dictionary!"
Player: "Legal requirements?? What do you mean?"
HK-47: "Answer: Simply that the distinction between 'killer' and 'killee' be a clear one. I cannot kill of my own volition, naturally."
Player: "I don't think 'killee' is a word."
HK-47: "Expletive: Damn it, master! I am an assassination droid, not a dictionary!"
"Your deadly skill is jogging? Mine is MURDERING PEOPLE!"
-the spy, TF2.
"There can Only be One! Aye!"-
The Demoman, TF2. Or Possibly the guy in Highlander.
"I HAVE FURY!"
"MUSTARD OF DOOM!"
-Fawful, Mario and Luigi series
Oleander:Is your name Joey?
Raz:No.
Oleander:Because I'm gonna call you Slowy Joey.
Raz:That's not my name.
Oleander:What's that slowy? I can't hear you! You're talkin' too slow!
OR
Dr. Loboto:Tell me if this smells like... YOUR DOOM!
OR
Boyd: Beware the cows! Not all milk is enriched!
OR
Sasha:Oh...so...tacky...can't look...directly at it...
-Psychonauts.
-Everything Duke Nukem says-
Duke Nukem series
-the spy, TF2.
"There can Only be One! Aye!"-
The Demoman, TF2. Or Possibly the guy in Highlander.
"I HAVE FURY!"
"MUSTARD OF DOOM!"
-Fawful, Mario and Luigi series
Oleander:Is your name Joey?
Raz:No.
Oleander:Because I'm gonna call you Slowy Joey.
Raz:That's not my name.
Oleander:What's that slowy? I can't hear you! You're talkin' too slow!
OR
Dr. Loboto:Tell me if this smells like... YOUR DOOM!
OR
Boyd: Beware the cows! Not all milk is enriched!
OR
Sasha:Oh...so...tacky...can't look...directly at it...
-Psychonauts.
-Everything Duke Nukem says-
Duke Nukem series
Talk to me like that again and you'll be wearing your ass like a hat.
The Nameless One, Planescape Torment.
"I am the white void. I am the cold steel. I am the just sword. With blade in hand shall I reap the sins of this world, and cleanse it in the fires of destruction! I am Hakumen. The end has come!"
Hakumen, Blazblue
"I have chortles." "Easy as a bread sandwhich"
Fawful, The Mario RPGs.
And this may just be the funniest conversation in a videogame ever. Except maybe the one about the glowing mushrooms.
The Nameless One, Planescape Torment.
"I am the white void. I am the cold steel. I am the just sword. With blade in hand shall I reap the sins of this world, and cleanse it in the fires of destruction! I am Hakumen. The end has come!"
Hakumen, Blazblue
"I have chortles." "Easy as a bread sandwhich"
Fawful, The Mario RPGs.
And this may just be the funniest conversation in a videogame ever. Except maybe the one about the glowing mushrooms.
"The fear of blood tends to create fear for the flesh."
-Silent Hill
"I'm not immortal. I just don't fear death."
-MGS4
"You. I shall now teach you of french kissing..."
-Brütal Legend
-Silent Hill
"I'm not immortal. I just don't fear death."
-MGS4
"You. I shall now teach you of french kissing..."
-Brütal Legend
oh yea, true! I guess I still consider that a movie quote first.Irriduccibilli said:"I'm here to kick some ass and chew bubblegum, and i'm all out of gum"
Cant believe none of you picked that one yet
"I am Andrew Ryan, and I'm here to ask you a question. Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow? 'No!' says the man in Washington, 'It belongs to the poor.' 'No!' says the man in the Vatican, 'It belongs to God.' 'No!' says the man in Moscow, 'It belongs to everyone.' I rejected those answers; instead, I chose something different. I chose the impossible. I chose... Rapture, a city where the artist would not fear the censor, where the scientist would not be bound by petty morality, Where the great would not be constrained by the small! And with the sweat of your brow, Rapture can become your city as well." - BioShock
Yeah it's old and pretty long but I've always loved it.
Yeah it's old and pretty long but I've always loved it.
"We don't go anywhere nice.." Garrus from Mass Effect 2 when going through Omega's Quarantine Zone
"A man chooses, a slave obeys." - Andrew Ryan
"Got it memorized?" - Axel, Kingdom Hearts II
"A man chooses, a slave obeys." - Andrew Ryan
"Got it memorized?" - Axel, Kingdom Hearts II