Favourite game sayings ever

[quack35]

Every thing said by the awesome M'Aiq The Liar.

"It is good that people wear clothing. M'Aiq wears clothing. And who would want to see M'aiq naked? Sick, sick people. Very sad."

 

[DarkSplinter82]

Gears Of War 2 - On the Helo after Hospital Level
Carmine: Sounds like a shit load sir.
Fenix: More like 10 Shit loads.

And my fave
Duke Nukem: Time to kick as and chew some bubble gum. But I'm all out of gum.

 

[Kajt]

Every thing said by the awesome M'Aiq The Liar.

"It is good that people wear clothing. M'Aiq wears clothing. And who would want to see M'aiq naked? Sick, sick people. Very sad."

"Ahh... The beauty of the naked form. These Dunmer are rather prudish, are they not? Of course, there is an island you can reach filled with wonderful, naked, glistening bodies. It only appears when the moons are full, the rain falls, the seas run red, and it's M'Aiq's birthday."

 

[Lissa-QUON]

"So, if I'm not mistaken, you're not Doctor Loboto, you don't pay my salary, so kindly back away from my elevator and die. Thank you sir."

Crispin -Psychonauts.

That game is littered with brilliant dialogue.

Also: "I am the Milkman, my milk is delicious. Special delivery today!"

The Milkman -Psychonauts.

damn someone got the Psychonauts quotes
but ya forget to put in

"Over time, my husband will desire me less, sexually, but he will always enjoy my pies."
and "THE SQUIRRELS HAVE EYES!"

The dead people are underground, and I have brought flowers because...I am sad.

"I am on the road crew, this is my stop sign"

 

[WiccaVamp]

Magus: "If history is to change, let it change. If the world is to be destroyed, so be it. If my fate is to die, I must simply laugh." Chono Trigger.

Cheshire Cat: "Here's a riddle: When is a croquet mallet like a billy club? I'll tell you: Whenever you want it to be!" American Mcgee's Alice.

Ashley: "A pessimist to an optimist is a realist." Mass Effect.

 

[Soxafloppin]

Every thing that has ever left duke nukem's mouth.

 

[Conveant0]

"Dear Humanity... We regret being alien bastards. We regret coming to Earth. And we most definitely regret that the Corps just blew up our raggedy-ass fleet!"

"Now listen up! Back in my day, we didn't have fancy tanks! We had two sticks... and a rock! And we had to share the rock! You should consider yourself very lucky marines!"

"You had the chance to be afraid before you joined my beloved corps! But to guide you back to the true path, I've brought this motivational device!"

-Sgt Johnson-Halo 2

 

[Russian_Assassin]

"I appear to have burst into flames!"

Also, a peasant in Oblivion, straight into the face of my level 60 evil warrior of doom character: "I've fought mudcrabs more fearsome than you!"

 

[WiccaVamp]

Little Sister: "Don't be a slowpoke, Mr Bubbles. Angels don't wait for slowpokes." Bioshock.

Doctor: "I swore an oath to do no harm, and I...mostly meant it." Bioshock.

Jackie Estacado: "I got my first kiss down here. I was fifteen. Some hooker named Candy. She crossed her legs, broke my sunglasses. Good times."

And of course some awesome portal quotes:

"Time out for a second. That wasn't supposed to happen. Do you see that thing that fell out of me? What is that? It's not the surprise. I've never seen it before! Never mind. It's a mystery I'll solve later... by myself, because you'll be dead."

"Did you know you can donate one or all of your vital organs to the Aperture Science Self Esteem Fund for Girls? It's true!"

"Please be advised that a noticeable taste of blood is not part of any test protocol, but is an unintended side effect of the Aperture Science Material Emancipation Grid, which may, in semi-rare cases, emancipate dental fillings, crowns, tooth enamel and teeth."

 

[Dooly95]

"If you love it so much why don't you marry it- well I won't let you!"

-Portal

Oh Glados, you're so funny.

 

[Disaster Button]

WAAAAAGGHHHH!

 

[lolmynamewastaken]

"A war is coming, I've seen it in my dreams. Fires sweeping over the Earth, bodies in the streets, cities turned to dust... retaliation" - paxton fettel, F.E.A.R.
"whoa, its like a post card! Dear sarge, kicking ass in outer space, wish you were here." random ODST in halo 2 or anything that johnson ever says
or holiday for that matter... david scully ftw

 

[elbryan108]

"..." Most protagonist in most JRPG's

 

[PyroZombie]

By the way, That's people your breathing.

-Bionic Commando

As if this is a call-back to soylent green.

 

[EMFCRACKSHOT]

"Am I all right? Oh, yes, master, why, I am fine. I mean, I have only just been re-activated, only to find that there are sub-standard duplicates of me running all over the galaxy, corroding my good name. But if they are, in fact, hunting you, then I look forward to the opportunity to meet these units - and educate them in proper assassination protocols." HK47, KOTOR

And anything he says about meatbags.

Anything he says in general. Its all awesome. Especially his definition of love

 

[bob-2000]

Pretty much everything from both BioShock and the Half-Life series.
One of my all-time favorites: "What cat?"- Alyx Vance