Favourite Gaming quotes

[tobz1000]

"You will die momentarily!"
In fact, anything a Helghast says.

 

[elitemonkeh]

Has no one said it?
"Pepe, do a barrel roll!"

 

[Lupen666]

"Walk softly... and carry a big gun"
-Space marine commander from Dawn of War; Dark Crusade

and

"I'm Paraphrasin' ya heathen!"
-Dutch from ODST

 

[elitemonkeh]

Also
"Well, it's like the good book says, paybacks a *****."
"Chief, I don't think thats actually in there."
"I'm paraphrasing you heathan."

-Two dudes from odst

edit:

"Walk softly... and carry a big gun"
-Space marine commander from Dawn of War; Dark Crusade

and

"I'm Paraphrasin' ya heathen!"
-Dutch from ODST

are you serioussss

you beat me to it

 

[Lupen666]

"Fuck.This.Shit."
-Tyson Rios from Army Of Two

 

[Lupen666]

"My God! He's wack!"
-'Rines from the good'ol starcraft!

and

"Hey why don't I take sasha out forra steak dinna?"
-the scout (think I got that one right)

 

[elitemonkeh]

"The Aperture Science Testing Facility has decided to implement a consequence for this next test. If you touch the floor, you will receive an unsatisfactory mark on your report card followed by death."

Or, for pure awesome factor:

"War. War never changes."

Good old portal, love that game

 

[Sexy Street]

"Fuck that shit! I have a goddamn BALLOON!"

amazing...

 

[AbsoluteVirtue18]

"Omnipotent...omniscient... sovereign...immutable...how sweet it is to be a god. "

Dagoth Ur, Morrowind.

 

[Vuljatar]

"And what is it you think you have accomplished? If you seek to aid everyone that suffers in the galaxy, you will only weaken yourself... and weaken them. It is the internal struggles, when fought and won on their own, that yield the strongest rewards. You stole that struggle from them, cheapened it. If you care for others, then dispense with pity and sacrifice and recognize the value in letting them fight their own battles. And when they triumph, they will be even stronger for the victory." - Kreia

One of my favorite quotes of all time.

 

[s001911]

I just wanna put it out there, pretty much anything said by the voice over in portal, especially in reference to the companion cube.

I find myself quoting DoW a lot, not necessarily funny but quotable none the less, particularly Chaos and Orks

 

[CrysisMcGee]

Hmmm....this sounds familiar...wait, I also did one of these. Here it is.
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/9.145334?page=1

Here's on of my favorite quotes, from Fallout Tactics

"In my time with the Brotherhood, I have personally trained over 70 initiates, and I am proud to say that almost 14 of them, are still alive and kicking"

 

[US Crash Fire]

"I aint gonna do it! If I hit our guys, yall are gonna yell at me!" - Battlefield Bad Company

 

[Baby Eater]

"the"

 

[US Crash Fire]

"Delta Squad is in your house, *****! You hear that shit? All you grubby-ass bitches are going down! Like, way down! Dead down! So down you ain't gonna know which way is up! Your asses are gonna be crying to your skank-ass Queen, 'Oh Mommy, don't let the bad man hurt us!' Fuck you! We gonna whoop yo momma's ass! WHOO!"

-Cole Train

Beat me to it! I actually fell over laughing so hard when I heard this for the first time. I still have that mark where I hit my head on the coffee table. Possibly greatest quote ever, and not just video games, I mean EVER

 

[Baby Eater]

"a"

 

[KurtzGallahad]

"I see the blue screen" from ut3

 

[RazielXT]

"I never tried to satisfy my killing, but those fools are testifing their killing upon the pathetic sign of righteousness. Hypocrites! Lets see how theyll deal with my role as an executioner!"

Kain talking about vampire hunters from Blood Omen: Legacy of Kain

 

[Claymorez]

"Go away you heretics, vagabonds, no goods, trouble making skaliwagging, rat racing, mail poaching, fight star- (opens door) - O hi Sam how's it going ?"

 

[Nouw]

"TONIGHT WE DINE IN HEEELL"

Battlefield: Bad Company another one: "Sarge, Haggards running away again"

So god dang funny.