favourite Halo NPC quotes

[jj90]

so i was playin the halo 3 story the other day and heard some npc quotes ive never heard before.

my favourite was, i was driving a warthog and the guy on the gun shouted duna na na duna duna-na na na na


i thought it was funny.

so what have you guys heard or like ?

 

[Beltom]

The password conversations in Crow's Nest, voiced by members of the Red vs Blue cast.
"Open the door, we need ammo."
"What's the password?"
"What password?"
"The one to make sure your not being held captive by Brutes."
"If I was being held captive wouldn't they just force me to give you the password?"
"...Okay, i'm definitely not letting you in now."

 

[Weaver]

This thread helped me remember how terrible the writing in the Halo series is.

 

[vrbtny]

"time to blow shit up!!"......

Or was that me? I forget.

 

[Awexsome]

One time in Halo 2 took a Marine's rocket launcher and gave him a Needler in exchange and he responded with, "This reminds me of that time I got herpes." Needless to say I had a double-take there.

Or a good ol' grunt dialog: "You killed Flipyap! Or Yapflip was he...? No... Yapflip was his brother... DON'T TELL ME I DON'T KNOW FLIPYAP! FLIPYAP AND I WENT TO NIPPLE ACADEMY TOGETHER! AN-HE-AN-HE'S DEAD!"

 

[smee dude]

(iwhbyd) if you shoot guilty spark he goes, "OW... i felt that, I'm a real boy!!!"

 

[The Cheezy One]

Johnson:
"For a brick, he fly pretty good." - Ending cut-scene of Cairo Station after the bomb detonates.
"Dear Humanity... We regret being alien bastards. We regret coming to Earth. And we most definitely regret that the Corps just blew up our raggedy-ass fleet!" - Opening cut-scene of Outskirts, in response to Covenant signals saying "Regret"
and this
[HEADING=1]Motivational Piece[/HEADING]
as the good sarge calls it

Tank beats ghosts. Tank beats hunters. Tank beats phantoms. Hell Yeah Tank beats everything!

Yeah! Oh man, I could do this all day!
you hear that in the film Jumper, which was a pile of mediocrity

 

[sirpwnsalot65]

The only things i can think of at the moment are
BOOM, says the lady- Buck, ODST
i have a bad feeling about this You have a bad feeling about everything, you had a bad feeling about Truth!- conversation between 2 grunts, 2

 

[Pegghead]

I remember hearing a marine say to a grunts corpse "I would've teabagged ya but my squadmates were looking".

 

[chris11246]

The password conversations in Crow's Nest, voiced by members of the Red vs Blue cast.
"Open the door, we need ammo."
"What's the password?"
"What password?"
"The one to make sure your not being held captive by Brutes."
"If I was being held captive wouldn't they just force me to give you the password?"
"...Okay, i'm definitely not letting you in now."

That was my favorite quote. I wouldnt have heard it if I knew where I was going tho.

 

[The Amazing Tea Alligator]

CRY SOME MOAR!!!!

oh, shit. Nevermind

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

The password conversations in Crow's Nest, voiced by members of the Red vs Blue cast.
"Open the door, we need ammo."
"What's the password?"
"What password?"
"The one to make sure your not being held captive by Brutes."
"If I was being held captive wouldn't they just force me to give you the password?"
"...Okay, i'm definitely not letting you in now."

You win.

Have some cake.

 

[Spoonius]

I was driving a Scorpion when a marine riding on the left track guard was hit by a single plasma shot, and screamed melodramatically. Right afterwards, an Aussie marine on the opposite side told him to "quit his whining".

 

[Armored Prayer]

That one marine in Halo 2 that had such hilarious lines.

"Have we tried REASONING with them?"

"Well well the tides have tuned, now your afraid of us!"

"Hey I just realized this isn't a drill."

 

[Megacherv]

Not sure if this classes as an NPC quote, but here I go

"UUUAAAUUUAARRRGGHHH!!!"

Elite death noises are so funny...