Favourite Line from YuGiOh the Abridged Series

[DeaconFrost2112]

Ghost Nappa's Apperance,

When Bakyura's ghost board was played....."Shit just got real *****"

Also at the very end of the same episode, "What the fuck is up with your hair, your hair, your hair, your boobs, your cool, your attitude,......Omg its a rare pokemon...the shiny mokuba....i have a master ball with your name on it.

 

[Josdeb]

Pegasus' flashbacks with his wife, probably tied with the "KILL YOUR FAMILY. KILL YOUR FAMILY. KILL YOUR FAMILY" channel.

"But then something weird happened...." *BANG* "... you exploded..."

 

[WhiteFangofWhoa]

Couldn't choose just one.

"That foolish fool Yugi is foolish enough to think he can kick my ass, but he's no match for my army of celebrity Steves! 'Stone Cold' Steve Austin! Steve Guttenberg! Steve Jobs! Steve Buschemi! With their combined Steve powers, they are unstoppable!"

"Exchange of Spirit!"
"Exchange of what now?"
*explanation*
"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-"

"These are all very good ideas. Good ideas indeed. Except yours Crump, that was dumb and so are you."
"Aww."
"Who's the spoiled green-haired rich kid screwing the rules NOW, Seto?"
*evil laughter*
"...Penguins."

Everything from Zorc and Pals.

 

[chinangel]

the catapault turtle gambit.

 

[ziggy161]

*Kaiba flashback* "Screw the rules I have green hair!"
Normal Kaiba: "Woah, I better lay off the drugs..."

I loved this coz I really enjoyed the original anime (ygo: season 0) I'm so glad he's gonna (possibly) do the rest of that series! (he already did season 0 episode 1)

 

[Charli]

"I'm not gay I'm just British!" ~ Bakura

 

[ziggy161]

Why all of these... obviously.

LOVE THIS xD

 

[Whiptail]

Yugi: "GAH, grandpa, what are you doing to that poster?"
Solomon (grandpa): "I'm just cleaning it, with my naked body. Please don't judge me."

Bakura: "WOMEN AND SHE-MALES FIRST!"

 

[thejboy88]

"I can do whatever I like because I'm voiced by DAN GREEN!"

 

[Eternal_Lament]

"MY VOICE GIVES ME SUPER STRENGTH!"
"YEAH, BUT MY HAIR ALLOWS ME TO DEFY GRAVITY!"

"Excellent mind slave, excellent! Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha! Now, about those pornographic comics."

"Why hello there bird, how are you....I mean....I shall enslave all birds! Especially this one! And I shall call him Mr. Tweetums, for it is very evil! Now, begone Mr. Tweetums, I am stalking my nemesis."

"Now you will lose your memory of someone!"
"I hate to burst your bubble, but there is no one in my memory worth remembering! Hahahaha! Wait no Mr. Tweetums!"
"Looks like your little birdy flew the coup."
"You made me forget the best friend I ever had. Just for that I'll throttle you with your own bossom!"

"Little do you know that you are going to face the evilest Steve of all of Steve-Land, Steve the mime!"

"So, are you pregnant yet?"
"No"
"How bout now?"
"Still nothing"
"Huh"
CUT TO ISHSIZU INFANT
"Oh look, a baby! I knew you were hiding one somewhere! Now, I can have the son I always wanted!"
"Actully, it's a girl"
".....What!? But what about--"
"Umbilical cord"
"Oh....gross"

"I KNEW I SHOULD'VE WORN PANTIEEEESSSSSS!"


These are just some of my favourite lines and parts, because there is just too much awesome in there to post here.

 

[TehCookie]

Too lazy to type it all up and that entire thing is gold. And an excerpt from some deleted scenes.

Bakura: So you mean a vagina
Marik: Of course, what else would I ****
Bakura: I don't know... bottoms?
Marik: For the last friggen time I do not partake in that sort of nonsense, I only **** vaginas because I am totally straight, whoooo look at me and my straightness!
...
Bakura: Kiss my ass Marik
Marik: But there's poop down there!

 

[Rishtaka]

snip
Yami: "Hey everybody, look at me! I'm Seto Kaiba! I have a dragon fetish and I sound like Brock from Pokemon! Screw the rules, I'm in love with Nurse Joy!"
Kaiba: "That's it, Moto, you're f**king dead."

The whole thing is perfect, but I really love those last lines.

Plus the adaption of "Something There" in episode 25... "If you ask me, Tea's a whore, but then there's nothing new she was like that before"

 

[lordlillen]

my favorite is
looks like the rules yust got screwed but here's a good one

i cant tell whats bigger his face on the big screen or my boobs (may)
your boobs (yami)

 

[Palademon]

Either Yami Bakura having a long joker parody speech ending with "Why so british?" or the extra scene where Yamy Bakura says he wants to hate Marik all night long and Marik keeps saying "He is the gay one".

 

[xdom125x]

"You're not American. You're not even wearing a flag on your head"-Bandit Keith.

I don't have it word for word but Mokuba said something like "Hey, I haven't been kidnapped in a while" immediatley followed by being kidnapped.

 

[ReservoirAngel]

Anything beginning with "Attention duelists! My hair..."

 

[gigastrike]

Joey: What the heck did you do that to his vagina for!?
Kaiba: So that It could never be used against my vagina.
Yugi: In that case, why not just tear up every vagina in the whole wohohorld hahah! (...and Martin dies!)

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Mokuba: Wait, if he's a robot then what about me? Who's my real father?
CGoCPftF: Ghost Nappa!
Mokuba: ...Oh...Q.Q

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Yugi: I'm so cute that everyone thinks I'm a baby panda!
Pharoah: You mean you're not a baby panda!?
Yugi: Nope.
Pharoah: Damn, you're good!

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Ishizu: Lets hope that Odeon can convince our father that you're not gone.
Odeon: I fluffed a pillow...It's F***ing foolproof!

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Ishizu: But why? Why would you not summon Obelisk?
Kaiba: Because a robot from the future told me to!
Ishizu: -.-
Kaiba: Oh, right. Like it's any stupider than anything you've said.

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Kaiba: Oh my god a giant rock!
Ishizu: That's right Kaiba. A giant rock.
Kaiba: I can't believe what I'm seeing! It's a rock...and it's giant!
Ishizu: Now look over here.
Kaiba: Ok, but it's going to be pretty hard to beat that giant rock...oh my god another giant rock!

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Jaden: I'LL STEAL YOUR F***ING CAT, SO I CAN SAY I'VE GOT YOUR PUSSY!

 

[lacktheknack]

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I really should sit down and watch a full episode at some point.

 

[RoyalSorceress]

There is nothing I love more than Kaiba saying "Screw the rules, I have money"

"Screw the rules I have green hair!"

"That was weird, i should probably lay off the drugs"

What about...

"Screw the money, I have rules! Wait let me try that again."

Actually I love anything Kaiba says but this stands out for me

Kaiba F*** DESTINY! I AM SETO KAIBA! I MAKE MY OWN FATE!
Ishizu: How can this be, why would you do this?
Kaiba: BECAUSE A ROBOT FROM THE FUTURE TOLD ME TO!
Ishizu: ...
Kaiba: What? It's just as ridiculous as the crap that comes out of you.

and

Yugi: Don't worry Kaiba, you can ride with us!
Joey: I hope you like sing alongs, Kaiba!
Kaiba: (running away) Runningrunningrunningrunningrunningrunning...
Joey: ...Kaiba?
Kaiba: (still running) Must... get... away... from dweebs... specifically Joey... Hate... so intense... Makes me faster...