or pretty much any comment said by any unit in Warcraft 3 when you click on them enough times, they say hilarious shit 
Favourite Lines From Video Games
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Definition: 'Love' is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometers away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope. Statement: This definition, I am told, is subject to interpretation. Obviously, love is a matter of odds. Not many meatbags could make such a shot, and fewer would derive love from it. Yet for me, love is knowing your target, putting them in your targeting reticle, and together, achieving a singular purpose, against statistically long odds."
"Part of the love of my function comes when the 'furnishings' pull out Tibanna powered rifles and point them at their owners' heads."
"I would have congratulated him, if he had not been sizzling and incoherent at the time
That droid is comedy gold.
"Part of the love of my function comes when the 'furnishings' pull out Tibanna powered rifles and point them at their owners' heads."
"I would have congratulated him, if he had not been sizzling and incoherent at the time
That droid is comedy gold.
"Commander, you've done good." General Granger as played by Michael Ironside, Command and Conquer 3: Tiberium Wars.
"Names are for friends, so I don't need one." Agent 47, Hitman: Blood Money
Phoenix:This card tells people who I am! It even told me that I'm Phoenix Wright!
...
Judge: Um, didn't you know that?
Phoenix:Nope! --Phoenix Wright: Justice For All
Payne: Mr Butz, isn't it true that the victim recently dumped you?
Larry:Hey shut up, man! We were like Romeo and Juliet..! Cleopatra and Marc Anthony!
Phoenix: (Um... Didn't they all die?) --Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney
The Poo song from Conker's Bad Fur Day will always be the best as far as comedic video game opera goes.
"Names are for friends, so I don't need one." Agent 47, Hitman: Blood Money
Phoenix:This card tells people who I am! It even told me that I'm Phoenix Wright!
...
Judge: Um, didn't you know that?
Phoenix:Nope! --Phoenix Wright: Justice For All
Payne: Mr Butz, isn't it true that the victim recently dumped you?
Larry:Hey shut up, man! We were like Romeo and Juliet..! Cleopatra and Marc Anthony!
Phoenix: (Um... Didn't they all die?) --Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney
The Poo song from Conker's Bad Fur Day will always be the best as far as comedic video game opera goes.
Morrowind: "Go ahead, outlander! What do you need?" ..not so much the line as the way it's said. If you played you'll understand. Maybe.
And GTA SA: "It's my moms, yo!"
And GTA SA: "It's my moms, yo!"
Bishop: That's as comforting as leaving the village idiot in charge of a trebuchet.
Grobnar: Oh, come now, that's hardly a proper analogy. It's more like leaving the village idiot in charge of a huge, savage, nearly-unstoppable wolf who can only understand simple commands like "kill," or "stop killing" or "oh no, put both halves of that man down this instant!" But really, this blade golem is such a gentle, unassuming creature... it would never do something so horrible, would you, Construct? Wooould you?
Neverwinter Nights 2.
Grobnar: Oh, come now, that's hardly a proper analogy. It's more like leaving the village idiot in charge of a huge, savage, nearly-unstoppable wolf who can only understand simple commands like "kill," or "stop killing" or "oh no, put both halves of that man down this instant!" But really, this blade golem is such a gentle, unassuming creature... it would never do something so horrible, would you, Construct? Wooould you?
Neverwinter Nights 2.
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Every gold plated diamond dropped from Andrew Ryan's lips in BioShock.
"LLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!" OLD Snake- MGS4
"LLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!" OLD Snake- MGS4
Oh, and "What do you need that for Stranger? Hunting an ELEPHANT?"
The Robed Merchant from RE4 when you buy the HANDCANNON
The Robed Merchant from RE4 when you buy the HANDCANNON
(I know these are all stalker)
Sidorovich: "Bullshit, you are lying!"
Stalker (unknown, probably Fang) "May the Zone take me if I am"
Stalker (random) "The Zone must be respected. Otherwise it will punish."
Sidorovich: "Bullshit, you are lying!"
Stalker (unknown, probably Fang) "May the Zone take me if I am"
Stalker (random) "The Zone must be respected. Otherwise it will punish."