Favourite Lines From Video Games
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Double the Gun - Double the Fun - Serious Sam 2
Soldier: General why there's potatoes instead of real granades?
General: Because real granades are much more valuable than you comrades... Call of Duty 2
Soldier: General why there's potatoes instead of real granades?
General: Because real granades are much more valuable than you comrades... Call of Duty 2
From Bioshock, found in a couple of recordings by men hoping to get lucky with a woman named Angelina who apparently...knows her way around:
"I hear this aint Angelina's first time to the Tea Garden."
Also from Bioshock, by a Little Sister:
"Chocolate is better than grapes, Chocolate is better than grapes, CHOCOLATE IS BETTER THAN GRAPES!
"I hear this aint Angelina's first time to the Tea Garden."
Also from Bioshock, by a Little Sister:
"Chocolate is better than grapes, Chocolate is better than grapes, CHOCOLATE IS BETTER THAN GRAPES!
Oblivion had some realy great stuff, a shopkeeper asking if Necrophelia is allowed in Cyrodil definately made me laugh.
"Ahhhhhhh, its the demon"
"You killed my brother, again!"
- Grunts in Halo 2
The Dialogue from Grim Fandango is amazing, but not when taken out of context.
"We need more vespene gas"
"In the name of Aiur"
- Starcraft
"Ahhhhhhh, its the demon"
"You killed my brother, again!"
- Grunts in Halo 2
The Dialogue from Grim Fandango is amazing, but not when taken out of context.
"We need more vespene gas"
"In the name of Aiur"
- Starcraft
warcraft 3 has some classic unit sounds ;P
"My life for Aiur.... i mean nerzhul" -Acolyte
"NANANANANANANANANANANANNA(batman theme) HAH ME!" -troll batrider
"hey what are these letters burned on my ass?" -Tauren
"i have been chosen, by the big metal hand in the sky!" -priest
"Scalpel, spunge, Magic wand!" -priest
"Side effects may include, dry mouth, nausea, vomiting, watery tension, painfull recilage, hallucination, dementia, psychosis, coma, death and hallatosis, magic is not for everyone, consult your doctor before use" -priest
"free rides, for the ladies" -keeper of the grove
"wings, horns, hoofs, what are we saying, is this diablo?" -illidan
"I see... absolutely nothing" -illidan (he's blindfolded)
"(insert jamaican accent)Oh we gonna get along just fine" -ice troll
"(lots of creaking noises followed by explosion)oooh... gonna need a new hamster" -Goblin Tinker
"you are the weakest lich, goodbye" -lich
"Myo Bladeh can cut through armor, ande still cut a tomato(attempted japanese accent XD)" -Orc Blade Master
"NOO, Shaken not.. (explosion)" -goblin Alchemist
"they came from... behind!" -dwarf gyrocopter
"Do not run, we are your friends" -goblin Sappers (kamikaze unit)
"i'll attract the enemy with my human call.. I'm so wasted! i'm so wasted!" -dryad
"He wasn't fuzzy was he?" -Druid of the Claw
"(greusome noises and a scream) drop the villager... drop it.. drop it! (another scream)" -DragonHawk Rider
"my blood cries out for the vengeance of my peoples blood, Which can only be repayed with at least twice as much blood or maybe three times as much blood, like if you went to hell and it was full of blood and that blood was on fire and it was raining blood and maybe that would be enough blood, eehh... but probably not" -Blood Mage
"hi... my name is roy.. I'm.. a magic addict.... (insert talking group lame voices) hi roy..." -Blood Mage
"I smell magic in the air... or maybe barbeque..." -Spell Breaker
"ITS A COOKBOOK, A COOKBOOK!" -Troll Witchdoctor
"When you care enough to send the very best... send someone else" -Night Elf Runner(messager)
"this... is... my...BOOMSTICK!" -Dwarf Rifleman
"My life for Aiur.... i mean nerzhul" -Acolyte
"NANANANANANANANANANANANNA(batman theme) HAH ME!" -troll batrider
"hey what are these letters burned on my ass?" -Tauren
"i have been chosen, by the big metal hand in the sky!" -priest
"Scalpel, spunge, Magic wand!" -priest
"Side effects may include, dry mouth, nausea, vomiting, watery tension, painfull recilage, hallucination, dementia, psychosis, coma, death and hallatosis, magic is not for everyone, consult your doctor before use" -priest
"free rides, for the ladies" -keeper of the grove
"wings, horns, hoofs, what are we saying, is this diablo?" -illidan
"I see... absolutely nothing" -illidan (he's blindfolded)
"(insert jamaican accent)Oh we gonna get along just fine" -ice troll
"(lots of creaking noises followed by explosion)oooh... gonna need a new hamster" -Goblin Tinker
"you are the weakest lich, goodbye" -lich
"Myo Bladeh can cut through armor, ande still cut a tomato(attempted japanese accent XD)" -Orc Blade Master
"NOO, Shaken not.. (explosion)" -goblin Alchemist
"they came from... behind!" -dwarf gyrocopter
"Do not run, we are your friends" -goblin Sappers (kamikaze unit)
"i'll attract the enemy with my human call.. I'm so wasted! i'm so wasted!" -dryad
"He wasn't fuzzy was he?" -Druid of the Claw
"(greusome noises and a scream) drop the villager... drop it.. drop it! (another scream)" -DragonHawk Rider
"my blood cries out for the vengeance of my peoples blood, Which can only be repayed with at least twice as much blood or maybe three times as much blood, like if you went to hell and it was full of blood and that blood was on fire and it was raining blood and maybe that would be enough blood, eehh... but probably not" -Blood Mage
"hi... my name is roy.. I'm.. a magic addict.... (insert talking group lame voices) hi roy..." -Blood Mage
"I smell magic in the air... or maybe barbeque..." -Spell Breaker
"ITS A COOKBOOK, A COOKBOOK!" -Troll Witchdoctor
"When you care enough to send the very best... send someone else" -Night Elf Runner(messager)
"this... is... my...BOOMSTICK!" -Dwarf Rifleman
From San Andreas-
This is after doing a few missions (including a car race and a shootout) with Wu Zi Mu, who wears dark glasses.
Wu Zi Mu: I Have a confession to make... I... I'm blind.
CJ:... No shit!
Just the way he says it is hilarious.
Aha! video!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=vM_AAidZmyw
This is after doing a few missions (including a car race and a shootout) with Wu Zi Mu, who wears dark glasses.
Wu Zi Mu: I Have a confession to make... I... I'm blind.
CJ:... No shit!
Just the way he says it is hilarious.
Aha! video!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=vM_AAidZmyw
From Killer7:
Harman: Nothing has changed for 30 years. No matter how many times you try, the result will be the same.
Kun Lan: Ahh, yes. Like our chess games, you always seem to win.
Harman: Do you know why?
Kun Lan: You tell me.
Harman: Because you're a bad player.
Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6JGA4xSudU
Harman: Nothing has changed for 30 years. No matter how many times you try, the result will be the same.
Kun Lan: Ahh, yes. Like our chess games, you always seem to win.
Harman: Do you know why?
Kun Lan: You tell me.
Harman: Because you're a bad player.
Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6JGA4xSudU
Halo 2. Final level where you get to play as Master Chief. Only one marine has survived to tag along with me, he has a plasma rifle, I have a carbine and a depleted energy sword. we both enter the bathisphere thingy, and after Cortana's lecture while in tranist, I look up at him. He's covered in blood, his health is low. After a moment of looking, he speaks.
"Have we tried -REASONING- with them...?"
"Have we tried -REASONING- with them...?"
Resident Evil 4:
Salazar: Well then Leon - I have sent my right hand to dispose of you.
Leon: Your right hand comes off?
Always cracks me up ;D
Salazar: Well then Leon - I have sent my right hand to dispose of you.
Leon: Your right hand comes off?
Always cracks me up ;D
From Starcraft, and Starcraft: Brood War:
The classic Marine:
"We gotta move!"
"Are you gonna give me orders?"
"Oh my god! He's whacked!"
"I vote we frag this commander."
"How do I get out off this chicken **** outfit?!"
And the firebat...
"Is something burning?"
"Haha, that's what I thought."
"I love the smell of napalm."
"Nothing like a good smoke!"
"Are you trying to get invited to my barbecue?"
"Got any questions about propane?"
"Or, propane accessories?"
The SCV...
"Come again, Captain?"
"I'm not readin' you clearly."
"You ain't from around here, are you?"
"I can't believe they put me in one of these things!"
"And now I gotta put up with this too?"
"I told em I was claustrophobic, I gotta get outta here!"
"I'm locked in here tighter than a frog's butt in a watermelon seed fight."
We can go on....
The classic Marine:
"We gotta move!"
"Are you gonna give me orders?"
"Oh my god! He's whacked!"
"I vote we frag this commander."
"How do I get out off this chicken **** outfit?!"
And the firebat...
"Is something burning?"
"Haha, that's what I thought."
"I love the smell of napalm."
"Nothing like a good smoke!"
"Are you trying to get invited to my barbecue?"
"Got any questions about propane?"
"Or, propane accessories?"
The SCV...
"Come again, Captain?"
"I'm not readin' you clearly."
"You ain't from around here, are you?"
"I can't believe they put me in one of these things!"
"And now I gotta put up with this too?"
"I told em I was claustrophobic, I gotta get outta here!"
"I'm locked in here tighter than a frog's butt in a watermelon seed fight."
We can go on....
"all your base are belong to us" 
Bioshock
"she wont stay still! I want to make them beautiful, but they always turn out wrong! That one too fat; this one, too tall; this one, too symmetrical! And now... whats this guys? An intruder! HIS UGLY! UGLY! UGLLYYYYYYYY!"
http://youtube.com/watch?v=w_naGYiSJ6k
Bioshock
"she wont stay still! I want to make them beautiful, but they always turn out wrong! That one too fat; this one, too tall; this one, too symmetrical! And now... whats this guys? An intruder! HIS UGLY! UGLY! UGLLYYYYYYYY!"
http://youtube.com/watch?v=w_naGYiSJ6k
"What will you do?"
"Thought I'd shoot my way out, mix it up a bit."
- Cortana speaking to Master Chief
Not a huge fan of Halo, but I love some quick, smack in the face tongue in cheek humor like this.
"Major Tom, can you hear me?"
-Naked Snake speaking to Major Tom
"Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there, wondering, fearing, doubting."
- Edward Roivas
No doubt dozens more I'm not thinking of right now, but those are some good ones that come to mind.
"Thought I'd shoot my way out, mix it up a bit."
- Cortana speaking to Master Chief
Not a huge fan of Halo, but I love some quick, smack in the face tongue in cheek humor like this.
"Major Tom, can you hear me?"
-Naked Snake speaking to Major Tom
"Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there, wondering, fearing, doubting."
- Edward Roivas
No doubt dozens more I'm not thinking of right now, but those are some good ones that come to mind.
Planescape Torment, Monkey Island and Fallout have some great lines, but nog when taken out of context. Apart from the "farting to the south" line.
System Shock 2 has some chilling monologue, I don't think I'll ever forget:
Shodan: Look at you, hacker: a pathetic creature of meat and bone, panting and sweating as you run through my corridors. How can you challenge a perfect, immortal machine?
and:
The Many: What is a drop of rain, compared to the storm? What is a thought, compared to the mind? Our unity is full of wonder which your tiny individualism cannot even conceive.
System Shock 2 has some chilling monologue, I don't think I'll ever forget:
Shodan: Look at you, hacker: a pathetic creature of meat and bone, panting and sweating as you run through my corridors. How can you challenge a perfect, immortal machine?
and:
The Many: What is a drop of rain, compared to the storm? What is a thought, compared to the mind? Our unity is full of wonder which your tiny individualism cannot even conceive.