Favourite Lines From Video Games

[Anarchemitis]

Any anonymous and useless soldier in Star Wars Battlefront when I throw a gernade at their feet and they fail to realize it: "Get down!"

 

[cuchillo0]

assassins creed

I wont tell any one

no, you wont (assassinates)

 

[cuchillo0]

- Dassan: "Katarn? the legendary Kyle Katarn? you look no more than like a bantha herder..."

Kyle Katarn: "and you look like an overgrown monitor lizard so I guess looks don't count much..."

Star Wars Jedi Knight 2: Jedi Outcast.- One of my alltime favorite games.

that game wasnt bad, it got gametrailers number 1 star wars game EVER

yes!!!! wow i didnt think anyone else even owned that game, it was so bad. heehehe and that was my first experience with bad live acting in a video game. priceless.

 

[Salihcin]

My fav line from any game is resident evil four when your getting savagely attacked by inraged villagers and then suddenly a bell rings and they al;l shuffle of to the church and leon says: "where's everyone going, Bingo?"

friggin lol

 

[thisnameok]

"I believe i have burst into flames"
- spy from TF2

like the guy above said, youd have to play it to understand why its funny, the tone of how he says it is hilarious

 

[Razzle Bathbone]

"I've been thinkin' we should watch the outside more carefully."
"That's stupid! The people to worry about, they're on the inside!"
"No, then you catch them before they get inside, you taffer!"
"Ohhh."

 

[ReepNeep]

'Hey, space is a tough place where wimps eat flaming plasma death.'
Human captain to Zoq-Fot-Pik scoutship, StarControl 2

 

[Copter400]

Griggs and Sheckley from EP2 have some great lines.

"Okay Gordon, listen carefully: STAY ADEQUATE!"
"Stay adequate? What the hell does that mean?"
"I don't know. Sounds like something the vorts might say."

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

Firebat (Starcraft): "Do you want to know anything about propane? Or Propane accessories?"
Science Vessel (Starcraft): "I like the cut of your jib!"
Gauntlet - "Remember, don't shoot the food!"
Llamatron - "Oh F-*BOOM*"
Shadowman - "And He asked him, What is thy name? And he answered, saying, My name is Legion: for we are many." or anything said by Mikey.
Unreal Tournament - "I'm sorry...did I just blow your head apart?"
Impossible Mission - "Another visitor....stay a while....stay FOREVER!"
Fox : Jagged Alliance 2 - "Now that's worth bending over for!"
Dryad : Warcraft 3 : - "Wait, I'll do my human call....Oh, I'm so wasted!"
Manuel Calavera: "This deck of cards is a little frayed around the edges, but then again so am I and I've got fewer suits... "

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

Oh and greatest of all time

Leonard Nimoy on Satellites (Civilisation 4)

"Beep...Beep...Beep"

 

[Thisusernameisjustanotherwasteofspace]

My personal single favorite line:
from Alice:
Cheshire Cat: "When is a Croquet mallet like a billy club? Whenever you want it to be."

I loved that one too.

My personal favorite is from Metal Gear Solid, when they capture and torture you:
"I see you haven't saved your game in long time, Snake. If you die now, it's `game over`, no more continues..."

And from Postal 2:
(In the church)
Postal Dude: "Forgive me, Father, I have sinned. No, really, I mean BIG time."
Priest: "Did you put money in the charity box?"
Postal Dude: "Yep."
Priest: "Then all is forgiven."

 

[windfish]

"Good guys wear white" - Clone trooper from Star Wars: Galactic Battlegrounds.

"I HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE YOU!" - Kefka, FFVI.

"Never trust a bartender with bad grammar." Kyle Katarn - JKII

Some Quest for Glory Quotes:

"You look awfully familiar and familiarly awful." Keapon, QFGII

"What is your favorite color?"
- answer - Chocolate

Fenris: "Erasmus is my familiar."
Erasmus: "Isn't it the other way around?"
Fenris: "Familiar is my Erasmus?" QFGI.

"In a bitter battle, you were better than the Badders. You kicked some butt, too." - the Narrator.

Of course, the Food Nipple Grunt from Halo (Youtube it - it's hilarious.)

 

[[HD]Rob Inglis]

Resident Evil:
"You truly are the mast of unlocking."

 

[Larenxis]

My personal favorite is from Metal Gear Solid, when they capture and torture you:
"I see you haven't saved your game in long time, Snake. If you die now, it's `game over`, no more continues..."

That's awesome.

 

[incoherent]

Various enemies in No More Heroes yell "AH, MY SPLEEN!" right after you slice them in half with your beam sword (read: lightsaber). First of all, how are you still talking, and second of all, why the spleen?

 

[twisted_ideas]

Resident Evil 4
Salazar: I've sent my "right hand" after you
Leon: Your right hand comes off?

 

[The Potato Lord]

Bioshock

"Aww what a pretty puppy, you like the puppy don't you?"
"Mmmhuh"
"Why don't you break the sweet puppy's neck?"
"Wha..No!no..."
"Why don't you break the sweet puppy's neck...Would you kindly?"
"no!no!no!no..."
*puppy squeals and a light snap sound*

Dr.Suchong(?) is truly an Evil scientist.

 

[GenHellspawn]

C&C Renegade

(I don't remember much of it)

"Are you sure there won't be some conflict of interest?"
"Conflict of interest? My only interest is conflict!"

Just about all the lines in Starcraft and Warcraft games (when you click a unit a whole bunch of times and they say something funny)

Big Rigs

"You're Winner!"