Favourite movie one liners

[Shreder55]

"I'm a lead farmer!"

Damn just about to say that.

Probably
"Your a Doctor deal with it"
"Yeah Mother***ker!" From Hot Fuzz

 

[Nouw]

"This is my BOOM STICK!"

Everything and anything Ashley Williams says is gold.

 

[imperialreign]

... there is no "I" in team, but there is an "I" in pie. And there's an "I" in meat pie. Anagram of meat is team...

 

[twistedmic]

While these are not strictly one-liners, here are some of my favorite lines from Demolition man.
"How do you justify destroying a seven million dollar mini-mall to rescue a girl whose ransom was only ten thousand dollars?"- Reporter
"Fuck you, lady"- Little girl.
"Good answer."- Detective John Spartan.
And this one- "Be well!"- Raymond Cocteau
"Be fucked." John Spartan

 

[Gxas]

Spoiler: This one. I've never seen the movie, but goddamn.

 

[TonyVonTonyus]

"Remember when I said I'd kill you last? I lied"

"I'm coming to get YOU"

"No...fuck you...asshole"

"Your the diesease, I'm the cure."

 

[Dfskelleton]

Spoiler: This one. I've never seen the movie, but goddamn.

Pretty much this and "Yippiekayay, Muthaf*cka!"

 

[Nexus4]

"I am Jack's wasted life..."

 

[Javelk]

"Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun."

 

[TonyVonTonyus]

That would be this one

Spoiler

Suburban Commando, I get a strong feeling you got this line from the Nostalgia Critic.

 

[Crazy_Dude]

"Remember remember the 5th of november the gunpowder treason and plot
I know of no reason for the gunpowder treason to ever be forgot"
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[Ima842]

"Your BF is about to get F in the B"
Scot pilgrim vs the world

 

[TriggerHappyAngel]

That would be this one

Spoiler

Suburban Commando, I get a strong feeling you got this line from the Nostalgia Critic.

Right you are sir!

 

[DefunctTheory]

"Hail to the king, baby!"

I can't believe no one mentioned Ash yet!

My favorite is not the above though, but the one in Dead by Dawn when we first see the awesome chainsaw-arm:

"Groovy!"

EDIT: Ash's one-liners could fill a whole thread, in fact...

'Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.'

I hereby declare victory over this thread.

 

[blind_dead_mcjones]

"What, NO! we can't stop here! this is bat country!"

"don't fuck with me now man, I am ahab!"

"heheh, the win-nah"

"theres many words to describe a woman who doesn't want to have sex, frigid, cold, uptight, but can you think of one word to describe a man who doesn't want to have sex?"
"...dead?"

"why is 3 o'clock in the morning always the hour of choice to put on nick cave, get depressed, and kill yourself? whats wrong with in the middle of the day when everyone is awake and ready to call an ambulance?"

and this one
"i don't suppose it'd be too late to ask for leave on compassionate grounds at this late juncture"
"and what grounds would those be?"
"grounds of 'I don't wanna get me head blown off'"

Inb4 several lines from Gunnery Sgt. Hartman.
"Do you suck dicks?"
"Sir, No sir!"
"Bullshit, I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose!"

"Looks like the best part of you ran down the crack of your momma's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress!"

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you know what, I don't think I can top those 2 Full Metal Jacket lines.

challenge accepted

"I bet you're the kind of guy who'd fuck a person in the ass and not even have the god-damned common courtesy to give him a reach around!"

"How tall are you, private?"
"Sir, five-foot-nine, sir."
"Five-foot-nine, I didn't know they stacked shit that high."

 

[Dango]

"Smile you son of a-"

I love Jaws.

 

[Artorius]

"Surely You can't be serious"
"I am Serious,and don't call me Shirley" - Airplanes

 

[Boxi]

"They're eating her! And then they're going to eat me!"

"OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOD!"

 

[escapist_wolfand]

I had on in my head but now I can't think of it. soooo
DING DONG MOTHER FUCKER DING DONG

 

[gamepopper101]

One that's so bad it's good

Leprechaun - "Fuck your Lucky Charms!"