Favourite NPC line?

[Whodat]

The conversation in Bad Co. 2 where Haggard and Sweetwater talk about Predator.

"Ahhh shazzbot!"

"If there's one thing I like about the bad guys it's that they like to talk a lot before pulling the trigger."

"Why did I have to pick today to get my taint pierced?!"

"I sold my child for an air conditioner!"

"Marked one?! Wh- WHAT THE HELL?!" After randommly teleporting into Trader's shop in STALKER SOC's true ending

 

[Chris Sandford]

SNAKE!? SNAKE WHAT HAPPENED!? SNAKKKKEEEEE!?

 

[TheHaunted]

"Margaret here bringing you uhh... music. Why just music? Because I'm just a technician, and some asshole murdered our DJ. Hooray."
For some reason any line said by Margaret after you kill Three Dog always make me laugh, but this is the one that I remember..

 

[flaming_ninja]

"How about that beer I owed ya?" - Barney, Half Life 2

 

[Vault101]

Fallout New vegas has some gems

"the NCR tries to put their stake in everything, and no ones dick is that long, not even long dick jhonson....and he had a fucking long dick...."

thats why Cass is my favorie companion

 

[FalloutJack]

Most anything out of the Destroy All Humans games.

 

[MadCapMunchkin]

Spoiler: From Dragon Age: Origins

Alistair: "Now that the warm and fuzzy part of the day is over we can get back to the ritual dismemberments. Oh wait, it's not Tuesday is it?"

 

[Orcus The Ultimate]

"Go for the eyes Boo, GO FOR THE EYES!"
because everything Minsc says is pure gold.

yup! Truth comes out of your mouth!


BG2 quotes:

Joneleth Irenicus -"I cannot be caged! I cannot be controlled! Understand this as you die, ever pathetic, ever fools!"

Tiax -"Ya lil' monkey-spanker."

KOTOR:

HK 47 -"Observation: I am a droid, master, with programming. Even if I did not enjoy killing, I would have no choice. Thankfully, I enjoy it very much."

 

[LogieBear]

The game Whiplash (where a weasel uses a rabbit called Redmond as a flail)

Redmond: This is just like waterskiing. Except it's on concrete, and I'm flat on my back, and it's REALLY PAINFUL!

Redmond: I can't believe you just set me on fire! You literally set me aflame! Do you know how inappropriate that is?

Redmond: Press a button get a cookie, press a button get a cookie!

Scientist: Stop, in the name of science!

and some others I cant remember, gah im gunna go play this game again =)

 

[MANIFESTER]

I would say some of the Portal quotes since they make me laugh so hard, but I think I will go for some classics:

Minsc (Baldur's Gate 2) when he is displeased with your decisions: "This behaviour must not continue. Feel the burning stare of my hamster and change your ways."
Link to the wav file: http://www.minscandboo.com/quotes2/This_behaviour_must_not_continue.WAV

Oh and Hk-47 from KotOR... here are some of my favorite quotes from him:

1) "Observation: I am a droid, master, with programming. Even if I did not enjoy killing, I would have no choice. Thankfully, I enjoy it very much."

2) "Definition: 'Love' is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometers away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope... Love is knowing your target, putting them in your targeting reticule, and together, achieving a singular purpose against statistically long odds."

3)
HK-47: "Commentary: How would you like to be the wholly-owned servant to an organic meatbag? It's demeaning! If, uh, you weren't one yourself, I mean..."
Revan: "Demeaning, is it?"
HK-47: "Qualification: Err... perhaps I did not mean it quite like that, master. I mean... while an artificial life-form is superior..."
Revan: "You're not making it any better."
HK-47: "Commentary: I mean... nice human, goo-oood human..."

 

[lulztaco]

Everything by Cave Johnson.

yes... that man... awesome...

 

[Littlee300]

"Go for the eyes Boo, GO FOR THE EYES!"
because everything Minsc says is pure gold.

 

[Nerdstar]

"i feel asleep"- random guard from metal gear

classic

 

[Zach Steadman]

STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!!!!!!!! - Oblivion Guard

SPPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!! - Space AI, Portal 2

*Cave Johnson's Lemon Rant* - Cave Johnson, Portal 2

You eat BABIES!!! - John Marston, Red Dead: Undead Nightmare

"Makes about as much sense as a screen door on a submarine" - Pinkerton, Fallout 3

"Good news: I figured out what that thing you just incinerated did. It was a morality core they installed after I flooded the enrichment center with a deadly neurotoxin, to make me stop flooding the enrichment center with a deadly neurotoxin, so get comfortable while I warm up the neurotoxin emitters." - GLaDOS, Portal

 

[Biosophilogical]

"Hello, this is the part where I kill you!"

"This is the part where he kills us."

Chapter 9: The Part Where He Kills You

Achievement Unlocked: The Part Where He Kills You (This is it)

That was literally the greatest moment in a game. Ever.

I'm going to have to counter that claim with "When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"

Burning people! He's saying what we're all thinking!

 

[Andy Shandy]

Many of my other favourites have already been said, however my favourite one for just now (considering I've been playing Borderlands a lot at the moment) is nice and simple

"Heyooo!" - Steve from Borderlands

either that or

"BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLSSSS!" from Fable 3

 

[philzibit]

"them white boys got me on PCP" -random hoodlum from GTA: San Andreas

 

[LFC Scouser]

Portl 2 Pit boss Wheatley "Wow I didn't think you would come back lets see could you jump into that pit for me

 

[VincentR]

from an officer whose men have been overrun by aliens, while the AI controlling parts of the ship continuously fucks them over, and who has decided he will not be taken prisoner..

"...My final wish is that someone kill that damn computer... now where is my last bullet.. ah, there it is..." ... " That Goddamn computer. It took him seven years just to let me use a terminal. All of his messages came stamped onto my food packets. My protein bars told me told me, for an entire year, "You need time to calm down." He keeps saying that I should be thankful he saved me. For the record, I want to say again that computer is NOT sane."

More like a section of a short novel than a line, but.. eh.

For an actual line:

"Don't sweat the details, little monkey, just eliminate his troopers. Leave the strategizing to those of us with planet-sized brains."

 

[deserteagleeye]

Almost every line in destroy all humans when you read their mind.