Favourite Quotes from Video Games

[ImSkeletor]

I rented both fallout 3 and metal gear solid 4 back to back so I heard this....
"War, war never changes"
"War has changed"

 

[rdaleric]

You called down the thunder, now reap the whirlwind

Ghost- Starcraft

 

[CanadianRiceMan]

You smell like popcorn. That pisses me off.

Dr.Ned-Borderlands

 

[happyvampyre]

"It's a-me, Mario!" When he said this I almost chucked the control at the screen. Damn you, Nintendo, invading my stabby-stabby game!

First Day, they come and catch everyone.
Second Day, they beat us and eat some for meat.
Third Day, the men are all gnawed on again.
Fourth Day, we wait and fear for our fate.
Fifth Day, they return and it's another girl's turn.
Sixth Day, her screams we can hear in our dreams.
Seventh Day, she grew as in her mouth they spew.
Eighth Day, we hated as she was violated.
Ninth Day, she grins and devours her kin.
Now she does feast, as she's become the beast.
~Broodmother chant from Dragon Age. It was stuck in my head for days after the fight.

 

[Green-eyes]

"Newton is the deadliest son of a B*tch in the Galaxy"

~Mass Effect 2, Soldier

 

[Indecizion]

Hope is but the first step on the road to disapointment librarian from DoW or halo 2 The message just repeats, regret regret regret Johnson: Dear humanity we regret being alien bastards, we regret comming to earth and we most certainly regret that the cor just blew up our raggedy ass fleet, OOH RAH!

 

[Teddy Roosevelt]

Really, no one is stepping up?

"Do a barrel roll!"
If I have to tell you people where this is from, I will cyber-stab you with my mind.

"Where'd all these Germans come from!?"
"...Germany?"
-Blazing Angels

 

[Protocol95]

Aside from the obvious ones from Bioshock, a line from MW2. "Revenge is like a ghost. It takes over every man it touches. It's thirst cannot be quenched, until the last man standing has fallen."

 

[Nyan Cat]

Would a quote from a trailer count? If so from Meet the Sniper (if you count it as a trailer?):

"I'm not crazed gunman dad, I'm an assassin. What's the difference? One's a job and the other is mental illness"

Makes me laugh every time.

 

[fanklok]

I use "Thanks for standing still wanker" on a regular basis, and "Last one alive lock the door" is hilarity in vocal form.

Hmm what else.

N'wah! - Any pissed off Dunmer in Morrowind

I CAN FORGE PLANES WITH MY POWER, I CAN UNMAKE YOU. - Transcendent One (He spoke in all caps) PS:T

THE WEAK SUFFER I ENDURE.

Endure, in enduring grow strong. Dak'kon PS:T

 

[blarghblarghhhhh]

Im sure would you kindly has been said a couple dozen times in here but the moment the true meaning of it was revealed turned bioshock from an ok game to an amazing game in my book.

edit: this isnt a quote from a game but I had a friend who was playing through ninja gaiden and he was fighting alma. i was in the kitchen when I heard him scream "god damnit you cant hit a ninja while hes wall running" makes me laugh every time I think about it.

 

[Andothul]

Pretty much anything that Cole train says

 

[Tallim]

"If it's hostile, you kill it"

"you can wax on, wax off all you like. I'm still kicking your ass"

 

[sketch_zeppelin]

"I'm gonna kill you both, drain out all your blood, take out your bones, put your body in a big chair with some elves and reindeer, and sit on your lap and tell you all the cool shit I want for Christmas."

I kid you not, the last boss in Army of Two says this. After hearing this I had to stop playing for a few minutes because i was laughing too hard

 

[Jemurai]

Mass effect 2
This is all Joker's fault, what a tool he was! I have to spend all day computing Pi because he plugged in the Overlord!

 

[AidoruKami]

"Is there a way I can take my pants off, too?"

 

[Always_Remain]

"Our numbers will darken the sky of every world." - Sovereign, Mass Effect 1

"Take this. It's dangerous to go alone." Old Man, The Legend of Zelda

I'm sure there are plenty more, just can't think of them.