Favourite saying

[DMonkey]

"My facts are more fact then your facts."

 

[Super Offical]

Silkie Milkie!

 

[Toriver]

It's my estimation that every man ever got a statue made of him was some kind of sumbitch or another.
-Malcolm Reynolds, Firefly, Jaynestown

 

[ChildofGallifrey]

"Don't worry about things you can't do anything about. You do what you can, even if your chances of success are less than one percent."

-Koshun Takami, 'Battle Royale'

 

[Wrann]

"I reject your reality and substitute my own."

 

[TankCopter]

'The square root of Limited Slip Differential is equal to James May.'

A completely meaningless idea that a friend and I came up with. Its inception has a long and slightly stupid story behind it.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Smile, tommorow will be worse.

 

[Nickolai77]

?You have enemies? Good, that means you have stood up for something, someone at least once in your life?- Winston Churchill

 

[SimplyTheWest]

'Gullible is written on the ceiling...'
'Oh so it....ahhh you stole my lungs'

 

[acer840]

Asking stupid questions is better than making stupid mistakes.

 

[Bradd94]

"A Man Chooses, A Slave Obeys"

D

 

[Layz92]

"That was bad and wrong. It was so bad and wrong that they need a new word like Badwrong or Badong. Yes it was Badong, or Gnardab."

Actually it is "YES, killing is badong, and I will stand for the opposite of it... gnodab"
You got the spirit of it but I like the movie so I'm kinda picky about it.

My favouite is "Cum Catapultae Proscriptae Erunt Tum Soli Proscripti Catapultas Habebunt"
When Catapults are outlawed only outlaws will have catapults

Also anything Nick Manning says... as a rule I don't watch much of that sought of thing but Nick Manning is so funny it qualifies as comedy.

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

"If this was the weekend, I would still be in bed"

I've been known to say this at 7pm.

 

[BENZOOKA]

"The word god is for me nothing more than the expression and product of human weaknesses, the Bible a collection of honourable, but still primitive legends which are nevertheless pretty childish. No interpretation no matter how subtle can (for me) change this."
- Albert Einstein

"I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve."
- Bilbo Baggins

 

[kirbydon]

Monkey says huh....

Huh?

Damn it!