Scout: Jump like a moron, run away A LOT, somehow find extravagant ways to get behind enemies that I never knew could be done. Coat enemies in Mad Milk, meatshot with Scattergun for beautiful amounts of damage.
Soldier: Hit with rockets at far range, shotgun at close. Bounce in the air and shotgun them, occasionally rocketjump.
Pyro: Slot 1, M1, M2, Slot 3, M1/ Slot 2, M1, M1, M1, R/ Slot 1, M1, Slot 2, M1, M1, M1
Demoman: Grenade at a distance or for groups, Charge-Eyelander for single people, get money, fuck bitches.
Heavy: lol, strategy.
Engineer: Gunslinger + Widowmaker. Drop Dispenser near teammates, run out, put mini-Sentry in a tactical spot, Widowmaker the bitches, whore metal.
Sniper: Run, run, run, run, headshot, continue running, change position, headshot, kill spy, run.
Medic: Heal you, heal you, heal you, heal you, HOLY SHIT SPY SYRINGE GUN, heal you, Uber you, Ubersaw bitches who get too close, run like a moron around.
Spy: Invis Watch, Default Revolver, Butterfly Knife. Cloak, disguise, backstab oblivious people, run away and shoot when caught, stab-n-sap Engineers.