Favourtine quotes.

[Swarley]

In my experience, evil is not a cultural phenomenon - it's a human one.

And for my non-tv one since everyone is doing it

My attorney has never been able to accept the notion - often espoused by reformed drug abusers and especially popular among those on probation - that you can get a lot higher without drugs than with them. And neither have I, for that matter.

Place both quotes for an internet high-five.

 

[SovietSecrets]

"I may not go down in history, but I will go down on your sister" - Hank Moody from Californication. Good show, def worth a check out.

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

I think this counts:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sR_2CikHenA

Also:

"John Locke told me."*gun chest hit*

 

[The Night Shade]

"Well hello mister fancy pants i got news for you pal you aint leaving 2 things right now jack ans shit and jack left town"

"Never open a bag of chips with a chainsaw"

 

[Wrists]

"'The Hammer' is my penis"-Captain Hammer, from Dr. Horrible's Sing-along Blog, the only line in the show that always makes me smile.

 

[DBRS]

"Dougal how did you get into the priesthood? Was it something along the lines of collect 10 packets of crisps and become a priest?" - Father Ted

There are about a million of these but this one came to mind

 

[Ekonk]

This is my timey wimey detector. It goes ding when there's stuff.

 

[Geo Da Sponge]

"Change of plan! Leg iiiit!"

"My oven can cook anything! My oven can cook... Bits of oven!"

"It can boil an egg at 30 paces... Even if you don't want it to, so keep it away from chickens."

I refuse to give the sources because that takes out all the fun.

 

[Theo Rob]

Welcome to Lost Herencia. Let me run the welcome wagon right over your ugly ass!
haken browning "srw og saga"

 

[MisterShine]

What can change the nature of a man?

...

Perhaps you were expecting some surprise, for me to reveal a secret that had eluded you, something that would change your perspective of events, shatter you to your core. There is no great revelation, no great secret. There is only you.

 

[Ossian]

People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect... but actually, from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint, it's more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly... timey-wimey... stuff.

Beat ya TimeLord!

Nooo! I was going to ninja the timelord! I was about to type it when I read this. Sigh...

"Bow ties are cool" - Doctor Who.
Probably being my favorite over the last year just because I agree with the mentality behind it, I'm a type of guy that will wear something that most people won't agree with, and look at them and say "_____s are cool"

 

[Awake-]

"History is written by the victors, history is filled with liars.". - Captain Price.

"I may be drunk, krogan, but you're ugly. And tomorrow I'll be sober.". - General Septimus.

"We impose order on the chaos of organic evolution. You exist because we allow it, and you will end because we demand it.". - Sovereign.

"Mercenaries come in all shapes... heheheh..." - Urdnot Wrex. (referring to a female commando).

"Everyone you know and love,
everyone you've ever met,
everyone, they will all die.". - Saren Arterius.

"Hard to see the big picture behind pile of corpses." - Mordin Solus.

"Kill you? No, but I don't mind slowing you down a little. Give C-Sec a bloody trail to follow.". - Garrus Vakarian.

 

[savageoblivi0n]

In my experience, evil is not a cultural phenomenon - it's a human one.

And for my non-tv one since everyone is doing it

My attorney has never been able to accept the notion - often espoused by reformed drug abusers and especially popular among those on probation - that you can get a lot higher without drugs than with them. And neither have I, for that matter.

Place both quotes for an internet high-five.

hmmm dunno the tv one...but the other is definitely fear and loathing in las vegas

EDIT: does that mean i get a mid-range 2.5?

 

[Swarley]

hmmm dunno the tv one...but the other is definitely fear and loathing in las vegas

I'm a generous man so here's your high five

Spoiler

 

[Wintermoot]

I,ve got BALLS OF STEEL STEEL steel
-Duke Nukem

 

[savageoblivi0n]

hmmm dunno the tv one...but the other is definitely fear and loathing in las vegas

I'm a generous man so here's your high five

Spoiler

w00t! oh damn now there's a handprint on my screen >.<

 

[quiet_samurai]

"You can't snort a line of coke off a woman's ass and not wonder about her hopes and dreams, it's not gentlemanly."

Hank Moody - Californication.
There's a bunch more by him, but this is always the one that instantly comes to mind.

"I may not go down in history, but I will go down on your sister" - Hank Moody from Californication. Good show, def worth a check out.

My favorite show ever. Hank Moody is my hero.

Some more Hank quotes

Oh, look at the time.... The big hand says Fuck, and the little hand says Off..... Good thing there's not a second hand. I'm goin' in.

You're looking at me like I just finger-banged your cat.

People seem to be getting dumber and dumber. I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The Internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it?s really given us is Howard Dean?s aborted candidacy and 24-hour a day access to kiddie porn, you know. And people don?t write anymore, they blog; instead of talking, they text; no punctuation, no grammar. LOL this and LMFAO that. You know it just seems to me that it?s just a bunch of stupid people psuedo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people in a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the king?s English.

Fucking love that show.

 

[Yer man o'er yonder]

Anyone remember a particular episode of Samurai Jack

Spoiler: that finished thus?

Best line in the whole series.

 

[PissOffRoth]

De Santa: Mexico loves you, man.
Marston: She sure has a funny way of showing it.

Gotta love RDR.

 

[Juan Regular]

People seem to be getting dumber and dumber. I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The Internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it?s really given us is Howard Dean?s aborted candidacy and 24-hour a day access to kiddie porn, you know. And people don?t write anymore, they blog; instead of talking, they text; no punctuation, no grammar. LOL this and LMFAO that. You know it just seems to me that it?s just a bunch of stupid people psuedo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people in a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the king?s English.

Jep, that´s the one I was too lazy to look for, so thank you.