Would you like to have your cake and eat it too?
Well, would you like to have sex with it it before that? A restaurant in Tokyo will let you do just that! The Mainichi Daily News has reported that there is a new restaraunt in Tokyo that will let you have your way with your food before it is killed, cooked and served to you post-coital.
The... ahem... "experience" is only for the obscenely rich who like to "Pork Their Pork". The members-only club in Tokyo's Roppongi district combines bestiality with the art of fine dining. Only in Japan, eh?
To quote a source who was a guest at the restaurant, ?the appeal of the place just came about because some people have got a lot of money and have done everything else.? Costs for such an experience go as high as 800,000 yen (around $7000) for the entire experience and customers must have an annual income of 20 million yen (about $175,000) to even get a peek at the restaurant menu.
Japan and China have always proven to be a hotbed of weaponized crazy where items such as schoolgirl's used panties and disposable vaginas are available from the nearest vending machine, but if you have lots of money and no sense of decency the sky is literally the limit. Dried tiger penises are known to be sold as medicines, monkey brains (spooned from live monkeys) and large batches of whale meat are all readily available, but it's only when you have the cash in your pocket and the sickest of minds where Japan will really shine. Obviously The Land Of The Rising Dumb does not take animal welfare as seriously as we do here in the west.
Yeesh, now I know how a vegetarian feels.
Original source article. [http://porkyourpork.bestuncensored.com/pork-your-pork]
EDIT: It has come to my attention that I'm just blowing hot air here and it seems I'm not the first person to be duped (as my source article suggests). My sincerest apologies for not checking my sources, I'll go look for something weirder and (hopefully) a hell of a lot more accurate.
Well, would you like to have sex with it it before that? A restaurant in Tokyo will let you do just that! The Mainichi Daily News has reported that there is a new restaraunt in Tokyo that will let you have your way with your food before it is killed, cooked and served to you post-coital.
The... ahem... "experience" is only for the obscenely rich who like to "Pork Their Pork". The members-only club in Tokyo's Roppongi district combines bestiality with the art of fine dining. Only in Japan, eh?
To quote a source who was a guest at the restaurant, ?the appeal of the place just came about because some people have got a lot of money and have done everything else.? Costs for such an experience go as high as 800,000 yen (around $7000) for the entire experience and customers must have an annual income of 20 million yen (about $175,000) to even get a peek at the restaurant menu.
Japan and China have always proven to be a hotbed of weaponized crazy where items such as schoolgirl's used panties and disposable vaginas are available from the nearest vending machine, but if you have lots of money and no sense of decency the sky is literally the limit. Dried tiger penises are known to be sold as medicines, monkey brains (spooned from live monkeys) and large batches of whale meat are all readily available, but it's only when you have the cash in your pocket and the sickest of minds where Japan will really shine. Obviously The Land Of The Rising Dumb does not take animal welfare as seriously as we do here in the west.
Yeesh, now I know how a vegetarian feels.
Original source article. [http://porkyourpork.bestuncensored.com/pork-your-pork]
EDIT: It has come to my attention that I'm just blowing hot air here and it seems I'm not the first person to be duped (as my source article suggests). My sincerest apologies for not checking my sources, I'll go look for something weirder and (hopefully) a hell of a lot more accurate.
