Feed Dump: A Rifle is Forever

[Scarim Coral]

Curse for my maturity and responsibility dominating my impluse! I would of so order that Deadpool hat after that video ended!

Also the "Honey I'm home" part made me chuckle alot.

 

[Matt King]

The story about the girl breaking her arm and them just calling her parents happened to me when i was in nursery (pre-school) i broke my leg (and was in the amount of pain that i required morphine) and they just rang my family up, got them to pick me up and didn't really give a shit

 

[Draconalis]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Holly balls, this has is the best episode! And then it ended with Deadpool! Could it possible get any better?

I submit, "yes" but only with the aid of tits and dragons.

 

[DrOswald]

I really want to know how the flushing of the toilets turns out.

 

[ciancon]

Graham (and the rest of LRR for that matter), you guys are WAY wittier than Deadpool!

 

[Mullahgrrl]

Don't sell yourself short Graham, you are to nearly as witty as Deadpool.

Allthough, 'That got dark'; are you trying to make that your new catchphrase? I don't think it is as funny as you seem to think it is.

Edit: Ah! Ninja!

 

[ewhac]

Once upon a time, there used to be a thing called the "School Nurse" -- an actual professional person with actual medical training -- whose sole job it was to triage sick or injured students. But then cutting school budgets became a national pastime, and the nurses were among the first to go.

 

[ritchards]

Am I the only one not seeing the usual News title card at 0:28? (Just music and black screen.)

 

[Lord Hosk]

why is the door behind the couch barred shut? is it like full on Velociraptor apocalypse in Canada or something?

That door leads to the outside its a loading bay sorta thing. Unless I am mistaken the exterior of those doors are the double blue door you can see next to the main moonbase door.

for example 1:58 into the episode The Bee Team.

It is barred because it is not in use and that keeps the moonbase safe from thieves Rival victorian gangs, rabid fans, and Cthulhu.

 

[Lord Hosk]

Once upon a time, there used to be a thing called the "School Nurse" -- an actual professional person with actual medical training -- whose sole job it was to triage sick or injured students. But then cutting school budgets became a national pastime, and the nurses were among the first to go.

The school district policy actually lists "school nurse or other medically trained staff members shall make the determination of contacting parents, calling 911..." It doesnt say if that school had a nurse or not but they are clearly still in some schools.


The school district maintains that a broken arm isn't immediately life threatening and that the child was safe and stable and there was no skin puncture. It is not their policy to call ambulances for non-emergency situations.

 

[Geisterkarle]

Not many news today!
Oh well, the couch has to make up for it then!
Looks comfy btw!

 

[TimeLord]

Rifles clearly make everything better!

 

[Graham_LRR]

Allthough, 'That got dark'; are you trying to make that your new catchphrase? I don't think it is as funny as you seem to think it is.

No, it just sort of happened. Things get dark!

 

[Arakasi]

And we're so glad things do get dark. They tend to be some of the funniest bits.

 

[attackshark]

http://elizabethlayala.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/lhooq-by-marcel-duchamp.jpg

this is duchamp. he did draw a mustache on the mona lisa and he is already famous for it.

you guys need to think bigger; try drawing all over Michelangelo's David like he passed out at a party too early.

p.s: if you guys already knew this THEN SHUT UP AND LET ME HAVE THIS, DAMN IT. IT COST ME 35OO USD TO LEARN THAT, I NEED TO APPLY IT SOMEHOW.

 

[PayneTrayne]

Yes, yes, give in to the new couch's dark desires. Let it flow through you!

 

[Shuguard]

Oh only at Degeller and son can you get your ring and rifle at the same time. Laughed my ass off hearing that ad over the radio. They also set up a shooting range at the back of the place as well.

 

[ThunderCavalier]

Jeez, so much talk about bad schools. I'm actually surprised that I love my school so much with so many stupid ones running around.

 

[uchytjes]

The "breaking the arm and only notifying the parents" thing isn't too uncommon. When I broke my arm in school, I just sat out in gym and waited for my parents to arrive and take care of me.

Captcha: laugh at me. Seems kinda cruel.

 

[eternal-chaplain]

As an Atlanta resident, I should have seen this coming, when I read the title...