Feed Dump: Ash-Bullets & Wow-Butter

Proverbial Jon

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A truly fantastic Feed Dump this week guys!

Quote of the week: "Screw you, peanut butter allergy kids!"

Had me in stitches for no good reason at all!

EDIT: Also, if WowButter is marketed as being safe for school... is it not safe for anywhere else? o_O
 

feycreature

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High five if you got the Church Street joke!

Other than that, I love the idea of troll baking, and watching Alex crack up as Kathleen just added to the awfulness of the theoretical scenario was hilarious.
 

Hungry Donner

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Kinpatsu said:
Alex nearly pissing himself with laughter might have been the best part of this video.
Seconded. I was going to post in here about it being a contagious laugh, but that doesn't seem appropriate after your description.
 

Vanbael

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I think Alex laughing because anal lube is safe to bring to schools (and it is, though I'm still not doing that) I have to say it is the best part of the week. Also, I will troll my friend who is allergic to peanuts by making him Wow-Butter cookies now (if I find it in Upper NW US).
 

Ulquiorra4sama

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That dinosaur thing at the end reminded me of this for some reason...
And i'm glad to see i wasn't the only one who lost control of the the giggle muscle when anal lube in schools was mentioned >_>
 

Fiz_The_Toaster

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I had to watch that bit about anal lube again since I was too busy crying from laughter. The justifications just made me laugh harder, thank God I wasn't drinking or eating anything when I heard that.

That rawr was pretty funny too, RAWR!!
 

Unesh52

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Scrumpmonkey said:
All i have to say is

[HEADING=2]Yuuuuuuuur[/HEADING]

And to that I'd like to say:

[HEADING=2]Guuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh[/HEADING]



EDIT: Oh hey, actually, does anyone want to make me a gif of Kathleen the Culinary Saboteur? It would appreciate it. And I'd give you internet cookies.
 

thenumberthirteen

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The next LRR better be "Cathleen's Ways to use Anal Lube" I have a feeling that will be the most popular video on the site ever :)

summerof2010 said:


EDIT: Oh hey, actually, does anyone want to make me a gif of Kathleen the Culinary Saboteur? It would appreciate it. And I'd give you internet cookies.
They'd better not be Wow-Butter cookies.
 

-Dragmire-

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Fwee said:
I'll eat the Wow Butter. I'm not too picky.
Which one? The one that might taste something like peanut butter or the anal lube?

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OT: That laugh was very contagious, loved that part. People consider my regular cooking to be troll cooking so I'd never get anyone to try anything I baked...
 

JehuBot

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This episode was amazing , We need more "Dump Truck" in Feed Dump!

I also love the "No" Graham pulls after tasting the WOW Butter , it make me giggles. ^^
 

The Random One

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At least this fake peanut butter has a reason to refer to itself as fake peanut butter. I don't get why people use soy to make fake vegan versions of non-vegan food. If you don't want to eat meat that's fine, but if you don't want to eat meat so you make make-believe meat out of vegetables that freaks me out.
 

Dooly95

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Scrustle said:
Troll baking! Wow! A whole new world of possibilities! Shame I can't cook...
I can't see how that'd be a problem when you're baking troll cookies.
 

Sporky111

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I'm sure it sounded funny in Kathleen's mind, but just didn't come out the way she intended. And it was just too hilarious watching her try to backstep from it while Alex was killing himself laughing.
 

Krion_Vark

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windlenot said:
WOW. I CAN FINALLY HAVE PEANUT BUTTER. IT'S BEEN 17 YEARS AND NOW I CAN HAVE PEANUT BUTTER! I am so happy this product has been brought to light!
My dad is also allergic to peanuts and pretty much all nuts. And he gets an allergic reaction from Soy so you might want to tread lightly here until you know it won't affect you.
 

emeraldrafael

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Don Reba said:
emeraldrafael said:
Feed the rest of the wow-butter to kathleen's cat(s?)!
Waiting for the "My Cat Hates Wow-Butter" comic.

Im just waiting to see if Kathleen gets PO'ed about it, since she seems pretty serious about her cats. though it is a joke at heart. If you're gonna give a cat peanut butter, giving it the real thing. giving it a cheap soy imitation will proably just make it want to claw your eyes out while you sleep.

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Well, more so then usual.