Feed Dump: Big Pile of Cash

Graham_LRR

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Big Pile of Cash

With one hundred billion dollars you could buy all the things.

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Palademon

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I knew the giving directions joke was coming as soon as he mentioned shit.

But that didn't stop me from laughing my ass off.
 

Chrono212

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May 19, 2009
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If you had the one hundred billion dollars, could you buy all that break up stuff?

Would you buy all that break up stuff?
I mean, it's just shit that someone shit somewhere.
 

Moonlight Butterfly

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'I'm more creative so I must be shit brained'

quote of the year xD

Disclaimer: I am creative. Do not hurt me with sticks.
 

Something Amyss

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Graham's Creepy Doll face is AWESOME!

The Starbucks directional thing had me laughing my ass off. Partially, because it sounds like what I would do if I was rich.

Well, that and hunt people for sport....

leviadragon99 said:
Naah, rename Right as Shit, far more appropriate...
Howabout we rename Apple as Shit?
 

dfcrackhead

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I went to that never liked it anyway site after this, I swear to god, this item for sale has to be the funniest goddamn thing I've read in a LONG time http://www.neverlikeditanyway.com/ads/the-dead-aunt-pillow/

OT: Love feed dump, and now I love that I have a random site that is just eBay for sad people

EDIT: changed the link, accidentally linked the wrong item
 

unacomn

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Tom Templeton said:
Holy crap, apple have more money then Romania!
If Becali hears this he'll have a heart attack.

With 100 billion dollars I would buy.... a research facility to cure cancer and end world hunger, things Apple isn't doing because it's the spawn of evil and supports slavery.
 

Kapol

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May 2, 2010
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I just... why does that website exist. WHY? That neverlikeditanyway site.

Oh well, the Apple thing saddens but doesn't surprise me. At least it made for a funny episode.
 

LadyRhian

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My sides hurt from rolling on the floor from laughing so hard. "I must take two steps to the shit." just got me started again. Although I did think the "Apple could buy Greece" was going to be "Apple could buy Canada!"
 

Graham_LRR

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Nov 13, 2008
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A rather fruitful enterprise I must say.
At the end there I couldn't tell which one was the Creepy doll.
I think Borat had the right I idea about Uzbekistan
Don Reba said:
How could someone surprise the Creepy Doll?
He didn't see the directions joke coming. He's Creepy, not clever.
leviadragon99 said:
Naah, rename Right as Shit, far more appropriate...
Zachary Amaranth said:
Howabout we rename Apple as Shit?
How about we change right to 'White' and Apple to outdated
"The white-wing of politics"
"I just got the latest outdated Ipad"
 

demoncub1990

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i just went on this site and i think one of the weirdest ones i've seen was the dead aunt pillow.
it was a pillow that a guy got from his dead aunt and kept it now his ex wants to sell it
 

shrekfan246

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The deadpan silence after Alex's "Everyone knows what a Snuggie is!" cracked me up slightly more than the comment about moving every Starbucks four inches to the left. I love it when there's weird news and information for you guys to send our way. To quote an old cliche, reality is indeed stranger than fiction.
 

Lancer873

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I kinda preferred Steven Colbert's comment on that paper clip dentist story:
"So that's what MacGyver's been doing."

Also: You could be the first person to buy ALL the things, all of them.
 

GamemasterAnthony

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Oh god...I lost it at the change left to shit bit.

"I'm more creative, so I'm more shit-brained."

Epic win...though Graham now owes me a new pair of shorts to replace the ones I left in from laughing too hard.