Feed Dump: Death Coaster
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every story. made it hard to pay attention xD
Kathleen, if it makes you feel any better, I gagged at the picture when someone posted it in the comments. and you look good as a blonde.
Wow, did I feel sorry for Kathleen! But Andy made me bust a gut laughing, and Graham, you are an evil, evil man. I knew there was a reason why I liked you so much! It put me in mind of last Saturday when I worked at the Library and we showed "The Smurfs" as a family movie. One of our teenage pages has to sit in the movie and watch it to make sure no one makes off with the DVD or anything like that, and afterwards, he came upstairs complaining about how horrible "that song" was. "What song?" I asked, "this one?" and I started singing the Smurf's theme song, and he was like, "No, No! Stop it!" Cue me and the other library assistants who had grown up watching the Smurfs singing that snippet of song every time he passed.
By the end of the day, he claimed he'd rather have a root canal with no anesthesia rather than hear "that song" ever again. Tormenting your co-workers for fun and pro... well, fun, anyway!
By the end of the day, he claimed he'd rather have a root canal with no anesthesia rather than hear "that song" ever again. Tormenting your co-workers for fun and pro... well, fun, anyway!
Phunny Phact. The Coaster Test Dummies losing their limbs is actually a PR stunt. For some reason, Thrope Park's PR team thought it would encourage people to ride their new Roller Coaster (very new Wing-Rider type, tallest of its kind in Europe).
It is true with a lot of rides like Oblivion (Alton Towers) and Saw (Thrope Park), they like to heavily imply you'll die, this implication is done in a sort of 'suspension of disbelief' zone where if you're sharp enough you can see it's just hype and atmosphere building.
Reporting it to a newspaper is utterly different. This is invasive to real-life. You have people's common sense screaming this is dangerous, not just the subconscious. The presentation and environment of the information is utterly sincere (despite intent was slightly sarcastic).
It will only put people off riding the ride if they believe they will be illegitimate peril of they ride it (opposed to fantasy RP peril).
It is true with a lot of rides like Oblivion (Alton Towers) and Saw (Thrope Park), they like to heavily imply you'll die, this implication is done in a sort of 'suspension of disbelief' zone where if you're sharp enough you can see it's just hype and atmosphere building.
Reporting it to a newspaper is utterly different. This is invasive to real-life. You have people's common sense screaming this is dangerous, not just the subconscious. The presentation and environment of the information is utterly sincere (despite intent was slightly sarcastic).
It will only put people off riding the ride if they believe they will be illegitimate peril of they ride it (opposed to fantasy RP peril).
A: I love when Andy is in Feed Dump cos Andy is Awesome!
B: Why is Kathleen throwing up so damn funny?
C: Why would someone make a ball of gun that size?!?
-M
B: Why is Kathleen throwing up so damn funny?
C: Why would someone make a ball of gun that size?!?
-M
