Feed Dump: Help a Dumb

Graham_LRR

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Help a Dumb

Get your nice juicy New York City rat here! Side of free mace.

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Groverfield

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Infinity is not a number it is a concept! I'm gonna go with the hivemind of one superintelligent rat with trillions of bodies.

Hmm. I suppose the reflect spell wouldn't do for anti-mace since it's not magic since, well, magic doesn't exist. Maybe a swift wind generator might work for macebacks.
 

zerragonoss

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Ha I cant go watch desert bus as I am watching it simultaneously. Also Alex I am disappointed in you, two full mags in a movie theaters and no mention of a silencer, that is just inconsiderate.

Good job this week guys
 

dangoball

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Who would quarter a rat like that? One cut head to tail, second side to side, just like chicken! Everyone gets one limb and either half a face or half a tail - everyone is happy!
 

Zipa

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Well played Alex, www.rocketsmear.com redirects to Desert Bus.
 

kailus13

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Return of the news rhyme! It's been quite a while.

Rat-Kings are the best non-fictional monstrosity. Would the carpet-like rat mass just be a moving warm carpet that squeaks when you step on it? apart from the random eyeballs, that would be quite charming.

I think that a tazer would be a better option for theater-texters. It's far quieter than a gun and doesn't interrupt the movie with a murder investigation. In any case, a tactical reload shouldn't be needed as the texter should have stopped after the first mag.

If I manage to get 4 people together, can we just have the entire rat? Stuffed rats just look so much better without most of it being covered in stitches.
 

Kenjitsuka

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So... you have images now? Is that a one time special deal or the new benchmark for the series? ;)
 

vxicepickxv

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The best part about getting the hind quarter of a rat is that you can give a rat's ass in the most literal sense.
 
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spwatkins said:
Quarter the rat longitudinally - rat butt for everyone!
Well, rat butt for 1/2 the people, which is still more than we had before. Plus, this way Kate can get a piece with a bit of face and enjoy her million vomits.
 

ZZoMBiE13

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Anyone know Alex's Twitter handle? I feel like I should have him in my list of follows.
 

Furioso

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ZZoMBiE13 said:
Anyone know Alex's Twitter handle? I feel like I should have him in my list of follows.
You'll find him under @alexsteacy


OT: I've seen enough of Alex's streams to know he thought of using that song for the Help a Dumb thing
 

ZZoMBiE13

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Furioso said:
ZZoMBiE13 said:
Anyone know Alex's Twitter handle? I feel like I should have him in my list of follows.
You'll find him under @alexsteacy


OT: I've seen enough of Alex's streams to know he thought of using that song for the Help a Dumb thing
Much appreciated friend. :)
 

DestinyCall

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kailus13 said:
Would the carpet-like rat mass just be a moving warm carpet that squeaks when you step on it? apart from the random eyeballs, that would be quite charming.
It's not the eyeballs you need to worry about with a writhing carpet of rats ... it's the many small mouths filled with sharp, biting teeth.
 

Groenteman

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People texting in theatre? Don't get maced by them, hit them with a mace instead!

None of that obnoxious screaming or gunfire noise! Just don't get any shattered skull fragments in your eyes!
 

Jaeger_CDN

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kailus13 said:
I think that a tazer would be a better option for theater-texters. It's far quieter than a gun and doesn't interrupt the movie with a murder investigation. In any case, a tactical reload shouldn't be needed as the texter should have stopped after the first mag.
Plus the added bonus of frying the offender's phone ... that'll learn them
 

gridsleep

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When you guys are fifty you'll be denying your own names to keep from being recognized for these videos.