Feed Dump: Idiot Loses Election to Robot

[Graham_LRR]

Idiot Loses Election to Robot

To be fair, the robot's platform really cut to the nuts and bolts of the issues.

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[Latinidiot]

That was fantastic. It was the funniest in a long while. I really like this serge fellow. Is he a relatively new friend to LRR?

#notallrobots

 

[RazgrizRex]

That stinger was hilarious ^_^ ...as was the whole episode, obviously.
Also I put forth the motion to bring Serge to more Dumps - a fantastic performance by this fine newcomer.

 

[Johnson McGee]

I would vote for a robot, they'd probably be less programmable than a human congressperson anyway.

 

[leviadragon99]

Oh wow... honestly with the quality of politicians (and voters) the developed world has seen in recent years, I'm a little bit surprised that "my opponent is a robot!" guy didn't get in by a landslide...

 

[DrOswald]

This was a really good feed dump. Very funny.

 

[SlightlyEvil]

I would vote for a robot, they'd probably be less programmable than a human congressperson anyway.

I disagree. I've got nothing against robots - some of my best friends are Silicon-American - but if I were willing to vote for a robot over a flesh-and-blood human, I'd have voted for Mitt Romney.

 

[SlightlyEvil]

Incidentally, here's the website for robot-guy.

http://www.timothyraymurray.com/

Sadly, he seems to have taken most of it down since I last checked.

 

[Zipa]

That was fantastic. It was the funniest in a long while. I really like this serge fellow. Is he a relatively new friend to LRR?

#notallrobots

Hes been on Desertbus for a couple of years and in a couple of LRRs videos.


Also that stinger, goddamn Alex lol.

 

[Lvl 64 Klutz]

Thankfully, we don't have to worry about LRR members being robots. Because we all know at this point that Loading Ready Run is people.

LOADING READY RUN IS PEOPLE!!

 

[Lieju]

Pfft, I'm Finnish and we used to have a robot as a president for like 20 years. At least in the 80's Kekkonen was definitely an automaton.

But then again only a robot could ski 20 kilometres a day which was the most important quality for a president those days.

 

[Thunderous Cacophony]

I would vote for a robot, they'd probably be less programmable than a human congressperson anyway.

I disagree. I've got nothing against robots - some of my best friends are Silicon-American - but if I were willing to vote for a robot over a flesh-and-blood human, I'd have voted for Mitt Romney.

I had the same reservations, but it's not all bad; Stephen Harper is doing a decent job, so long as we remember to plug him in every night.

OT: You know, I think I've discovered the perfect way to commit a crime.
1) steal phone of person I dislike (let's say Chad from Accounting).
2) Break into the house of someone else, steal all the good stealables.
3) Before leaving, Instagram some photos of the victim's house.

People will be so happy to talk about the dumb criminal they'll pin it all on Chad, and I can walk away scott free.

 

[Johnson McGee]

I would vote for a robot, they'd probably be less programmable than a human congressperson anyway.

I disagree. I've got nothing against robots - some of my best friends are Silicon-American - but if I were willing to vote for a robot over a flesh-and-blood human, I'd have voted for Mitt Romney.

While I agree that Mitt Romney displayed an emotional range similar to an automaton I have a hard time believing a true robot would be a Mormon. I must therefore conclude that Mitt Romney is in fact a cyborg.

 

[Imp_Emissary]

I always love these, but this one is the first in a while that has killed me. xD

Well done.

You are all definitely smarter than "The Facebook Burglar". xD

Also, if politicians are robots, I think a lot of them need some software updates. Many don't seem to understand what the internet is. ;p

 

[-Dragmire-]

Serge's face is very animated, he's very fun to watch!

Good first dump Serge!

 

[scw55]

I really enjoyed Serge's Actering.

I find Serge's face fascinating. He looks very similar to a friend of mine from secondary school, it's really weird.

 

[StraightToHeck]

damn, Alex was on top of things this episode -- or, to give him his proper robot name, 4L3X 5T34CY

 

[NimrodXIV]

Yes, Serge needs to Dump more often!

And of course Alex is a robot - how else explain his obsession with lady-bots?

 

[ewhac]

I am Swiss cheese, because I am holey. Not, like, religious-holy, like, I have holes in me.

Well, we can't let that pass without giving a shout out to this:

 

[Daniel Janhagen]

I would vote for a robot, they'd probably be less programmable than a human congressperson anyway.

I disagree. I've got nothing against robots - some of my best friends are Silicon-American - but if I were willing to vote for a robot over a flesh-and-blood human, I'd have voted for Mitt Romney.

While I agree that Mitt Romney displayed an emotional range similar to an automaton I have a hard time believing a true robot would be a Mormon. I must therefore conclude that Mitt Romney is in fact a cyborg.

That's obviously just a cover, you fool; it pretends to be mormon because robots can't have coffee!