Step right up, and gather round!
It's Graham's Pet Depot that you've found!
With pups and kits and fishies, true,
but others that could fill your zoo.
Here's a python, long and strong.
It's lacking ears, so sing a song
as loud as you please, cause it won't care,
just so long as you ensnare
some food for it to happily digest
just once a week, it's not a pest.
That is, unless you let it out.
It's not indigenous hereabout
and could make itself annoying,
if it sets about destroying
the local critters that you like,
just like with the Florida spike,
but keep it happy in your home
with hot pad, heat lamp, space to roam
and I think you'll like it, too.
So, take a python home with you?
Or, if it's the size that makes you nervous,
a local snake. We aim to service.
Sorry, just came from the Rhymedown video and the sales pitch set me off.