Feed Dump: Knife Time!

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Knife Time!

There are many time that it is appropriate to call 911. During filming we gave Kathleen a knife, so this is probably one of those times.

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1. I want that Gorillaz shirt!
2. $3 for a beer can seriously add up if you're trying to impress your boss and shit...
3. "Anti-ball crushing"? http://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l9cc3xHC6Z1qzngheo1_400.gif
Plus, I rather present my ass than protect my balls if I'm going to be wearing something called "yoga pants" and I would totally freak out if a girl commented on how "hot" my "scrot" is...
4. Salsa and knife? Sounds like a tango I wouldn't want to get behind.. or in front of, I guess...
5. A purple horn? I don't know who would have a purple horn in this day and age... *cough*
Also, it's okay to be horny every once in a while... Just be careful where you shoot your magic cum when you activate it and shit...
6. There is no 6...
 

Ohlookit'sMatty

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You see, this is WHY Kathleen should be the guess in most Feed Dumps // Graham you're hosting from now on!

-M
 

Scars Unseen

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Protip for men: When spending a weekend in garb at the Renaissance Festival, do not sleep with your tights on. When I head the phrase "anti-ball crushing," I immediately knew what it was referring to. Tights be tight, yo
 

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Even with the following stories about stabbings over food, and calling the cops over "price gouging", the saddest news was at the start of the show. :c

It's a dark day indeed. :(

Goodbye LRR!

:D See ya later on your site/your youtube channel!
 

Absimilliard

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I know the show is moving, not ending, but still, what a punchline to go out on...
 

JenSeven

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Jim gone, Bob gone, and now LRR is gone too.
So now there's just Yahtzee left that's keeping me here.
A sad day to be sure.
 

James Nettum

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LRR's leaving the Escapist? Well there's another reason why I'm letting my Publisher's Club membership expire. The Escapist has come full circle. I started coming in 2008 just for Zero Punctuation, and that's about all I care about anymore.
 

Simon Leonhart

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Well, sad to hear that things are ending between LRR and The Escapist, but I will definitely still follow Feed Dump wherever it goes. As a young journalist, I feel like the best and mos important news stories are covered by you guys. Thanks for all of the laughs on The Escapist over the years. I watched Unskippable since the first episode.
 

Simon Leonhart

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Also, with Jim Sterling, Movie Bob and now LRR leaving The Escapist, there isn't much reason to visit here anymore. Except for Critical Miss and Yahtzee.
 

GamemasterAnthony

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Okay...SERIOUSLY? Extra Credits, Jim Sterling, MovieBob...NOW LRR?!?

ESCAPIST! If we lose Yahtzee, I'll have no reason to come to this site anymore!
 

Redlin5_v1legacy

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The last Escapist post I can make on an LRR video!

And Americans don't know what they have. AND KATHLEEN'S JOKE WAS RIGHT ON, AMERICAN BEER SUCKS! :D

Alex breaking down sounded amazing. c:
 

JenSeven

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GamemasterAnthony said:
Okay...SERIOUSLY? Extra Credits, Jim Sterling, MovieBob...NOW LRR?!?

ESCAPIST! If we lose Yahtzee, I'll have no reason to come to this site anymore!
Don't forget Lisa Foiles, Rebecca Mayes, De-Rez and many others. And haven't seen a Miracle Of Sound video in 4 months either.
So many come and gone.
 

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JenSeven said:
Jim gone, Bob gone, and now LRR is gone too.
So now there's just Yahtzee left that's keeping me here.
A sad day to be sure.
Yeah. Reasons to come here are leaving like there's an anti-ball crush hot pants sale going on across the road.

*cough*
 

Kenjitsuka

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So, I've already lamented LRR's loss for this site elsewhere a few times.
Let's get to the meat of it then, shall we?

Triceratops.... BWAHAHAHAH!!!!
Also, a very fitting ensemble AND hat for 'ze last time evarrrr!'!!!

Next week wear a NARWHAL horn! Oh wait... No, it's fine actually. You can totally do that next time :D
 

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Bummer, Youtube and the videos on LRR are blocked at work.

Kathleen is crazy funny... slightly more crazy than funny, but someone I would totally like to hang with.
 

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1. Speaking as an American, if you want to spend less than $3 a beer, you go to a supermarket or convenience store, buy a twelve pack, and stay home.

2. Sorry, Kathleen, but some girl probably has commented favorably on a guy's scrotum, because the truly subterranean rungs of class are not exempt from femininity. Not saying it's common, but... yeah. Watch some reality TV if you need examples. Or better yet, don't.

3. Ball-crushing countermeasures. I love this idea. I'm imagining yoga pants that release chaff.

Farewell, LRR. See you on the flip side.
 
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Scars Unseen said:
Protip for men: When spending a weekend in garb at the Renaissance Festival, do not sleep with your tights on. When I head the phrase "anti-ball crushing," I immediately knew what it was referring to. Tights be tight, yo
That's why you cut a hole in the front of your tights and get a codpiece. C'mon, you know Shakespeare did it.

Also, I'm not sure that making Kathleen the host will really help anyone. She's not locked in the Mighty Armchair, everyone's in those individual seats and it's the same amount of effort to stab anyone else on set.
 

Clankenbeard

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Goodbye Feed Dump on The Escapist. I enjoyed your witty banter and improvised jokes. Best of luck to you in your new old home. Enjoy the rights to your content. Sob.

So now we're down to 5 produced videos a week here on The Escapist? I say this because I actually didn't know. I to go and count them:
-Unskippable
-8 Bit Philosophy
-Zero Punctuation
-Game Theory
-No Right Answer

Escapist. Let loose with another Video Contest. Your site needs more content. Another WebComic contest wouldn't hurt either. If nothing else it will bring in a bunch of videophiles and cartoonists to the site looking for a venue to show off their work. Make it so.