Feed Dump: Lemon Flavored Goodness

[Frankfurter4444]

Even though my only accreditation to judge hot dog eating is that my screen name is a hot dog; I still feel qualified saying if the hot dog gets pulled out of the bun, swallowed whole, and then the bun is dipped (separately) in water and swallowed whole, then it isn't a hot dog eating contest.



Also, this show remains funny. Keep it up.

 

[roman gnome]

Second cousins are "incest"? I don't even think of first cousins are incest. I mean, they can get married and all in a lot of places. First cousins I mean, I don't think second cousins getting married is illegal anywhere, although I could be wrong of course.

According to everything I have read on the subject, you are absolutely correct. Apparently it was only after tasting it herself that Kathleen decided it was "lemon incest" rather than just a really awkward (possibly drunk at a family reunion) hook-up.

 

[Treaos Serrare]

For those of you with a crippling fear of crapping your pants, I recommend that you not watch this youtube video. For anybody else who wants to see exactly how horrible the taste of "Lemon Incest" must be, please watch the following.

I have to report that my pants are essentially unchanged. Btw, have you seen Oldboy?

Yes Oldboy is indeed awesome beyond most measurement scales, especially the fight scene where he beats up TWO Medium to large sized gangs in a parking garage and elevator respectively


also the most awesome phrase ever "if Life gives you lemons, Skullfuck the lemons and sell the drippings for profit"

 

[CardinalPiggles]

Good stuff, as always from Graham really.

 

[Mullahgrrl]

Kathleen looks exactly like my dealer.

 

[DuelLadyS]

This video makes me want to go re-download that 'androidtuma' (or something like that)app on my phone again... basically they took the levan polka song, broke it into 1-2 syllable bits, and assigned each bit to a button. Assemble your own Finnish gibberish as performed by a Japanese computer program! (I keep downloading it right before cons becuase it makes for a fun conversation piece, then immedately delete it again after becuase I don't ever use it otherwise!)

 

[maxben]

Can't believe Alex was actually trying to sing the leekspin song, rofl

Levan's Polka for the win! Whether its the Miko, Holly Dolly, Leekspin, or original, they're all fantastic

 

[Don Reba]

I bet the next episode will do "Alex reacts" with Paul.

 

[Impluse_101]

Lemon Flavored Goodness

This week, Feed Dump brings you Thunderdome, lemon incest and professional gluttony.

Watch Video

For you, Alex.

 

[no one at all]

yay, miku!!! awesome! great episode. and we need to hear more of Kathleen's accent

 

[Andy of Comix Inc]

"I don't know what you two are doing but you don't get to do it anymore."

Best quote on the internet so far methinks

 

[walrusaurus]

Feed Dump is like hot chocolate flavored java poured directly into my brain-hole!

i loved everything about this episode. never stop.

 

[The Random One]

So THAT'S why the turtle crossed the road.

I can't wait for the first album of Dromedary Pit (feat. Lemon Incest).

 

[Traipse]

"I don't know what you two are doing, but you don't get to anymore."

After my second time watching this, it is obvious that they are tripping on the lemon incest.

 

[bootz]

does lemon pledge taste like lemon insest I must go find out.

 

[Formica Archonis]

I now love Alex forever for saying "yukkuri shiteitte ne"

I know! *Points at avatar.*

Alex takes it easy!

(Also, a billion points for "skullfuck the lemons and sell the drippings in a can".)

 

[Formica Archonis]

I am guessing the Baboon was the NJ baboon that escaped from sixflags and waleked up to a guy mowing his lawn and tried to stop him by grabbing the handle (I can't make it funny I'm Sure Graham et al could)

Well, if the guy was mowing early in the morning I say carry on, my wayward baboon.

My favorite part of the article [http://www.pantagraph.com/news/weird-news/article_f2f8b41c-a72d-11e0-9d0a-001cc4c03286.html] I read was:

She said all of Great Adventure's (150) baboons are vaccinated, fenced in and implanted with microchips beneath their skin, but they are not counted daily because they sleep outside in the Monkey Jungle preserve.

How the hell would you count 150 baboons anyway? "One, two, thre- damn. One, two- STOP MOVING DAMMIT! Ah, hell, it looks about right. Call it 150."

 

[hipster666]

I prefer this take on the baboon story which comments on the baboons burgeoning Twitter account. Seems his rampaging exploits needed to be tweeted and garnered him some NJ followers:-
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2010684/Baboon-captured-days-escape-Six-Flags-safari-park.html?ITO=1490

In other monkey related nonsense this has been tickling me all week thus far:-
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/868306-cheeky-black-macaque-steals-camera-to-take-self-portrait

For anyone unaware of why every bizarre story from around the world isn't in this week's Feed Dump every week, the team are heavily reliant on people emailing them about the stories. Seriously. They have lives beyond trawling the web for your entertainment! Email them if you want something included. That's why the whole opening sequence about the inbox overflowing, etc.

 

[crudus]

Russian is the only accent I can do too. However, I can't do it intentionally. I have to start with another accent, and it just turns into Russian. My intentional Russian accents turn into Irish accents.