Feed Dump: Man Places Entire Squash into Rectum

[LittleMikey]

Can somebody please tell me where I can get that beanie? I think I need it!

 

[Shalok]

Kathleen mostly hosts Feed Dump now because with the Year of LRR they moved Feed Dump to film on Sundays which made it easier for lots of the co-hosts but sadly harder for Graham to actually host.

 

[kurupt87]

I'm trying to imagine what I'd need to do to get a man to trust me so much that he'd shove such an intimidating fruit up his bum at my say so.

I'm failing.

 

[ThunderCavalier]

I'm sorry, humanity, but this has to be said.

Any cure that involves sticking something up your butt is GENERALLY not reliable.

Any cure that involves sticking something up your butt until you cannot retrieve is ALWAYS not reliable.

 

[Don Reba]

Heh. The HTML5 version just stops at Alex inquiring as to how you would "housebreak a whore..."

 

[lupus_amens]

Well the guy that put a squash up his dunghole sure is a fruit.

I love puns

I'm sorry, humanity, but this has to be said.

Any cure that involves sticking something up your butt is GENERALLY not reliable.

Any cure that involves sticking something up your butt until you cannot retrieve is ALWAYS not reliable.

there are actually cures that involve butts, mostly those that need to circumvent the liver, because the blood vessels at the rectum travel quite a bit before they see a liver again.

If you wish to know more (for some reason) just google 'Suppository'

 

[Bloodcrow]

In Craigslist speak, someone that can insert a 20cm long, 8cm wide squash into their rectum without it being able to be retrieved is usually known as a "good Craiglist date".

And in other news, i heard that the goatse guy has asked to see if he's available for a date.

 

[Strazdas]

Kate looked extra nice this week, whats the occasion?

Also am i the only one that actually liked Alex puns?

 

[Endocrom]

Come on now, puns are the lowest form of humor.

Hee hee, a poot!

 

[Bloodcrow]

The voices in my head have told me to post this:

Is that an irretrievable large squash up your anus or are you just glad to see me?

 

[octochan]

When I read the title for this Feed Dump, I wondered if it had anything to do with one of my previous landlords. He also bought eggplants for the same purpose.

 

[silentNate]

Where can I find the Kate 'nope' gif??

 

[silentNate]

Ahhh... found it... http://i.imgur.com/SZoMv.gif