Feed Dump: Mullet Bandit and the Blondes

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That pic of Kathleen in the shark fin hat makes me chuckle every time I see it...
 

Michster

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I long for the day when my beloved country will no longer be the laughing stock of Europe.
 

Thundero13

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Don't worry Kathleen, I like your hat :)
Anyway great episode I love this show it's hilarious.
 

Alien Mole

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I'm a Belgian weightlifting and shark aficionado, and there is no part of this video I didn't find offensive!

Carry on, though. Carry on.
 

dfcrackhead

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therockdemon said:
protein blast is a alright name for a drink but i know a better one, a energy drink called pussy and its slogan is "the natural energy" if you dont belive me then google it
I don't think googling "Pussy energy" would be a very good thing to do at work, so I'll take your word for it.
 

Smerf

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this show is pretty awesome, it is going to be my exclusive news source from now on
 

AwesomeExpress

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@Tally LRR: So it's just to tease us, is what you're saying. Or how likely would you be making one again for the next craft along? But thanks for the reply. Good to know. And save my money I shall!
 

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Graham_LRR said:
Mullet Bandit and the Blondes

The juxtaposition of two news stories may have created the most awesome band name ever.

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Note to TheAmazingHobo, I know the spirit in which you meant the quote, but it was hilarious out of context.
Love the avatar.
Really? Lateral lines? Lorenzinian ampullae sound so much more... dirty. Plus, they're tiny sacs filled with mucopolysacharides, so you could work that into all your Protein Blast jokes. (You should drop by a GNC, though--there's a product called Hemo Rage. Coupled with the marketing photos, there's enough material in that for a month of jokes.)
 

Dastardly

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Lady Kathleen said:
ZombieGenesis said:
Girls does NOT like blondes.
I have no problem with Blondes! My job at Feed Dump is to make highly inappropriate comments it seems!
But you are the news. How can we trust you if you keep flip-flopping like this? Sure, for the moment, it's "blondes." But what's next--war? "Oh, there's totally a war!" and then it's, "What? There's no war."

Also, it's clear you've sold out to Protein Blast and their blatantly anti-blonde lobby. Shameless product placement and an unpredictable agenda? I just don't know who to believe anymore.
 

restoshammyman

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Jason Danger Keyes said:
Hey baby, how about a mouthful of my milky white protein blast.
you need to add the music! you cant just end it like that.

bow chicka bow wow is a must for all porn jokes.
 

LadyRhian

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restoshammyman said:
i guess matt was too busy preforming sexual acts to be in this show.
because he is blonde.
Some are born blonde, others have blonde thrust upon them...
 

Varya

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So you'll have a Forum Post Of The Week now? That'll lead to a lot of self-conscious witty comments trying to get elected.
(P.S., that would kinda be an awesome FPOTW wouldn't it?)

Seraiously though, great show. I like that you have new standard segments for each show.
 
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I love the new show, thanks!

My guess is the Germans were snorting "salt" like "bath salts" [http://www.stltoday.com/lifestyles/health-med-fit/fitness/article_e9f69255-529b-5f3c-8f44-83c5eace25c6.html]. Fake coke and prostitutes is closer to coke and prostitutes than masochistically driven drinking games...and prostitutes.

Its like when you are a kid and you find a great new food/condiment and you want to put it on everything.

/*EDIT: Sorry the original link navigated to some bs terms of service for a personal health website that hosted the link to a non-newsy description of the product. Sincere apologies to anyone who clicked already. It is fixed now, sadly it is a news article and not good description of chemical, but it works. END EDIT */
 

MinionStarwind

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On the heels of the Protein Blast, there was a generic soda on the east coast called "Squirt".

They wondered why it never sold...
 

Mae Aloril

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I am so glad to see some incarnation of Phailhaus alive and kicking. I always loved the randomness of the comments, the spontaneous silliness. Those are something that I can watch over and over (hint hint dvd release) and to see it revived here just makes me uber excited. ^________^