Feed Dump: Natural Born Reindeer Games

Graham_LRR

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Natural Born Reindeer Games

This week's Feed Dump goes to a dark place. It's also quite festive, but it's still dark.

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kailus13

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Wasn't reindeer saudage from one of last years Feed Dumps?

It's a sad day when the explanation of "werewolves" is still more rational than the actual reason.
 

luvd1

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Only female reindeer have antlers in winter so no sausagefest for you my dear.
 

Aris Khandr

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luvd1 said:
Only female reindeer have antlers in winter so no sausagefest for you my dear.
What is the euphemism for the opposite of a sausagefest? You'd think there would be a term for that, but I don't think I've ever heard it. And no, Captcha, the answer is not "cheese burger".
 

Pariah164

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Aris Khandr said:
What is the euphemism for the opposite of a sausagefest? You'd think there would be a term for that, but I don't think I've ever heard it. And no, Captcha, the answer is not "cheese burger".
The opposite is called a clambake.

The more you know~.
 

Evil Smurf

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Murder on your wedding night is one of those things like planking, it'll go eventually.
 
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"I really want to murder someone" sounds like a terrible reason to do it, but at least it's straightforward. Is "Mommy never loved me as a child" really a better excuse?
 

Endocrom

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Wow, Elmo and Patsy HAVE to release an updated version because of this story, and don't forget to give Ash and Kathleen a cut.
 

Kris D'Arienzo

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I remember seeing that Runner hit with flying deer, in the WAPO twitter feed and thinking, "Please, oh please! Let that make it onto feed dump!"
 

Dragon Zero

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Wait , I'm trapped under a glacier? I mean it has been colder than usual here. Then again here in Houston our four seasons are December, January, February, and Hell! Plus, Yay more Ash!
 

Don Reba

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Dragon Zero said:
Wait , I'm trapped under a glacier? I mean it has been colder than usual here. Then again here in Houston our four seasons are December, January, February, and Hell! Plus, Yay more Ash!
Dragon from Hell celebrating more Ash. How suiting.
 

leviadragon99

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Heh, I wonder if that guy sealed in that plane had to eat leftover airplane food to survive until he was rescued...
 

Imp_Emissary

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leviadragon99 said:
Heh, I wonder if that guy sealed in that plane had to eat leftover airplane food to survive until he was rescued...
:D What's the deal with-
*Gets shot*

D: Ow!....Okay, okay. I won't do it.

I sometimes feel like that too when I have to wake up, Kathleen.
But most of the time I just give in because I'm too tired to hurt people, so I just become a sleep zombie for a bit.

Also, I knew the answer to the murder news. And not just because I heard the story already.
Sadly, a small number of people murder just cause they "want to".
 

Redlin5_v1legacy

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Wanting to kill someone together? For no reason besides the act of killing?

O.O

Also remember the age old proverb: Let sleeping Kathleens lie.
 

Al_

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So, thanks to the joys of rutting, by Christmas male reindeer generally don't have antlers, as they've been knocked off during the fighting to see who gets to impregnate the ladies of the herd. Some may have a single antler.

The females don't fight so much. Reindeer are unusual in that the females grow just as spectacular sets as the males.

Conclusion: all of Santa's reindeer, as popularly depicted with full sets of antlers, are female.
 

Aardvaarkman

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Aris Khandr said:
luvd1 said:
Only female reindeer have antlers in winter so no sausagefest for you my dear.
What is the euphemism for the opposite of a sausagefest? You'd think there would be a term for that, but I don't think I've ever heard it. And no, Captcha, the answer is not "cheese burger".
There are several options here. My favourite would be "Vulvarama."

"Clit Party" or a "Mountain of Mons Pubis" would also be acceptable.
 

Something Amyss

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Graham is a gangster elf, Kathleen is adorable when sleeping, and I think Feed Dump has a new hit single in time for the Holidays.