Feed Dump: Nobody Likes Aquaman
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I liked the Brave and the Bold version of Aquaman as well.
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Aqua Trucker...oh lawd. Nearly fell out of chair laughing at the inanity of that.
BTW...I applaud your guys' resolve to avoid the obvious Mrs. Doubtfire reference with that last story.
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Aqua Trucker...oh lawd. Nearly fell out of chair laughing at the inanity of that.
BTW...I applaud your guys' resolve to avoid the obvious Mrs. Doubtfire reference with that last story.
Coming 2018...
Establishing shot: A taxi driving through a deserted downtown area. SOME SCHMUCK stumbles in
NARRATOR (Jeremy Irons if we can swing it): The world is full of dangerous predators, preying on the weak...
Cut to a darkened aquarium. We can see shapes moving in a tank labelled "SHARKS"
NARRATOR: If you let down your guard for even a moment, there's no telling what will rise from the deeps to gobble you up...
Cut to the interior of the taxi. SOME SCHMUCK is sprawled in the backseat, his wallet clearly visible. In the rearview mirror, we can see BARBARA's eyes narrow in vicious anticipation as she makes room in her bra.
NARRATOR: Fortunately for you, there's more than monsters in this ocean...
Cut to a truck peeling away from the aquarium, where the tanks are mysteriously empty. Feminine hands grip the steering wheel.
NARRATOR: So swim safely, keep your head, and remember...
Cut back to the taxi. BARBARA takes her hand off the wheel and pulls out a knife. As she looks back out front, her eyes open in shock to see BILLY THE SWORDFISH hurtling nose-first through the windshield
NARRATOR: There's always a bigger fish.
Smash cut to the title card
[HEADING=3]WATER WOMAN[/HEADING]
Establishing shot: A taxi driving through a deserted downtown area. SOME SCHMUCK stumbles in
NARRATOR (Jeremy Irons if we can swing it): The world is full of dangerous predators, preying on the weak...
Cut to a darkened aquarium. We can see shapes moving in a tank labelled "SHARKS"
NARRATOR: If you let down your guard for even a moment, there's no telling what will rise from the deeps to gobble you up...
Cut to the interior of the taxi. SOME SCHMUCK is sprawled in the backseat, his wallet clearly visible. In the rearview mirror, we can see BARBARA's eyes narrow in vicious anticipation as she makes room in her bra.
NARRATOR: Fortunately for you, there's more than monsters in this ocean...
Cut to a truck peeling away from the aquarium, where the tanks are mysteriously empty. Feminine hands grip the steering wheel.
NARRATOR: So swim safely, keep your head, and remember...
Cut back to the taxi. BARBARA takes her hand off the wheel and pulls out a knife. As she looks back out front, her eyes open in shock to see BILLY THE SWORDFISH hurtling nose-first through the windshield
NARRATOR: There's always a bigger fish.
Smash cut to the title card
[HEADING=3]WATER WOMAN[/HEADING]
Evil Smurf said:
I'd like a gif of Graham putting on the nose and then saying "I demand to be taken seriously".That would be great.
Side note: Lots of stories about lost dead bodies. What does a dead body have to do to get noticed?
As for the ATM thief. :/ Maybe he stuffed some of the money he stole into his bra? I don't know.
Good show!
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Take that, evolutionists!
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Oh, God, I remember the Aquaman truck thing. Why did you remind me? Why?????
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Oh, God, I remember the Aquaman truck thing. Why did you remind me? Why?????
AquaTruckers totally needs to be a show on SyFy now. Have Aquaman and Aqualad riding around the US fighting crime with their portable aquariums, then one day they stop off at a truck stop in Smallville and come across Clark Kent, he doesn't don his costume or anything he is just a reporter there with a namebadge that says "Kent" who is interviewing the vigilante truckers.
WATER WOMAN
AHAHAHA
That was hilarious, especially when Graham brought up real panels of Aquaman in action!
EDIT: I want to see an Aquaman truck simulator. You can do it internet.
AHAHAHA
That was hilarious, especially when Graham brought up real panels of Aquaman in action!
EDIT: I want to see an Aquaman truck simulator. You can do it internet.
More Serge in Feed Dump is always a good thing. #TeamPowerSerge
Also, him and Beej have excellent chemistry here, and that Aquatrucker bit absolutely killed me. Had to pause for a good minute to recover.
Also, him and Beej have excellent chemistry here, and that Aquatrucker bit absolutely killed me. Had to pause for a good minute to recover.
How could you forget the Muffin Man?
It is indeed a first that no-one was injured in a Feed Dump story. I can only take this as a sign of the apocalypse.
I second Serges question. What was the time scale of this cross-dressing theft?
Just a bit of voice training and a wig, and Serge would make quite a convincing grandmother.
"Just 'cause it's a clown wig, doesn't mean I have to entertain you." Yes you do Graham, it's in the clown contract.
It is indeed a first that no-one was injured in a Feed Dump story. I can only take this as a sign of the apocalypse.
I second Serges question. What was the time scale of this cross-dressing theft?
Just a bit of voice training and a wig, and Serge would make quite a convincing grandmother.
"Just 'cause it's a clown wig, doesn't mean I have to entertain you." Yes you do Graham, it's in the clown contract.