Feed Dump: Spears & Spume

[Graham_LRR]

Spears & Spume

Do they even offer spear gun safety classes?

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[Something Amyss]

As a skull piercing afficianado, I'm offended!

 

[templar1138a]

...Remember that one episode where it was just Graham? I left a comment saying how I couldn't get through even a minute of it because it felt so empty.

I managed to get through about a minute and a half of this. Because while it's not empty, it feels diluted. It's great when it's Graham plus two (or even three) people because then there's a higher chance of silly randomness. With just Graham and Kathleen (or any pair of people in this format), it's just person one reading off the headlines and person two trying to be funny. Which isn't.

I suggest that when you don't have a full cast, fill each empty position with an instance of CleverBot. That way you can at least make fun of the bizarre responses it gives.

 

[Lost In The Void]

Ok that was awesome, I most definitely laughed really loud when you spoke of someone shooting a spear through their head without even knowing if the person was ok, because really? How does one even do that?

 

[cosmosrules]

I thought this was hilarious, though the third person missing was noticeable. Also Kathleen, love the earrings.

 

[Tireseas_v1legacy]

Do your monopoly games end with the police investigating a quintuple homicide as well?

 

[Kungfu_Teddybear]

OK, so who else went and youtube'd the Thailand's Got Talent video? I lol'd when I saw one of the judges is called Pornchita.

 

[Thunderous Cacophony]

...Remember that one episode where it was just Graham? I left a comment saying how I couldn't get through even a minute of it because it felt so empty.

I managed to get through about a minute and a half of this. Because while it's not empty, it feels diluted. It's great when it's Graham plus two (or even three) people because then there's a higher chance of silly randomness. With just Graham and Kathleen (or any pair of people in this format), it's just person one reading off the headlines and person two trying to be funny. Which isn't.

I suggest that when you don't have a full cast, fill each empty position with an instance of CleverBot. That way you can at least make fun of the bizarre responses it gives.

Aye. Kathleen had some funny lines, but the show is at it's best when there are people playing off each other (Double-Hitler, anyone?). With just one person doing the comedy it feels forced. Not a fan of the Cleverbot idea, though; I trust that they can just pull Morgan out of deep freeze if they find themselves short a person.

 

[Hitchmeister]

<url=http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/television/topless-painter-thailand-talent-sparks-outcry-country-televised-nudity-article-1.1097688>Here's the painting Unfortunately I couldn't find an image without the artist (don't worry it's blurred)

OK so who else went and youtube'd the Thailand's Got Talent video? I lol'd when I saw one of the judges is called Pornchita.

TIL: Melted chocolate has deep cultural significance in Thailand.

 

[Don Reba]

I was not sure about the spear accident at first, but Kathleen made it absolutely hilarious.

Also. Don't know what you people eat, but mine does not make foam. -_-

 

[GamerLuck]

Sooooo..... is feed dump going by the wayside or something, or are we just in some kind of mass scheduling conflict lately? Seems like more and more often fewer and fewer of the LRR crew are participating

 

[leviadragon99]

Huh... well that's a difficult story to gauge... I'm with Kathleen, just who do you get mad at?

And it is quite miraculous the spearhead guy survived with no apparent negative reprecussions...

 

[Formica Archonis]

Huh... well that's a difficult story to gauge... I'm with Kathleen, just who do you get mad at?

I just got mad at everyone. Seems easiest and it's not like I don't have enough indignation to go around.



Was I the only one expecting a story about Britney projectile vomiting? Just curious.

 

[Don Reba]

Was I the only one expecting a story about Britney projectile vomiting? Just curious.

Leave Britney alone!

 

[castlewise]

Man, you guys seem kind of run down. Hopefully the moonbase hasn't been affected by some sort of plague.

 

[socialmenace42]

I can just picture Graham repeatedly trying to roll a six to get out of Jail. Or running round various famous streets looking for the 'GO' sign and the chap with the moustasch who gives you your complimentary $100.

Also, on Germany's got talent there was a guy from Australia (where else) who painted a large caracature of the Mona Lisa with various parts of his body, including his bum and his '*Ahem' Tackle.
No I'm not including a Youtube link, just look it up if you realy need to see it.

 

[Graham_LRR]

just in some kind of mass scheduling conflict lately?

That one.

Sorry folks, it's been a crazy couple weeks. Apologies for the under-fed dump

 

[GeorgW]

OK so who else went and youtube'd the Thailand's Got Talent video? I lol'd when I saw one of the judges is called Pornchita.

I did. It was a very bad painting, I wouldn't have voted her through. It would have been quite impressive if it had looked good, though.

just in some kind of mass scheduling conflict lately?

That one.

Sorry folks, it's been a crazy couple weeks. Apologies for the under-fed dump

I actually really liked having only 2 people, it was a nice change of pace.

 

[GamerLuck]

just in some kind of mass scheduling conflict lately?

That one.

Sorry folks, it's been a crazy couple weeks. Apologies for the under-fed dump

Wasn't complaining Graham, just making sure the dump will continue to be fed. Keep up the good work and can't wait to have everyone else back!