Feed Dump: Surround Sound Coffin
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The old shoe is a reminder of the Monopoly Man's past. It once belonged to a young orphan, who every day saw the businessmen and women walking in their crisps suits down the street, and thought, "One day, I too will be great like those people."
Every time he sees that shoe, the Monopoly Man smiles and remembers the look on that boy's face as his orphanage was bulldozed for a golf course, shortly before the terrier maimed the child for life.
Also, how could Cam forget the top hat? It's the most stylish of pieces.
Every time he sees that shoe, the Monopoly Man smiles and remembers the look on that boy's face as his orphanage was bulldozed for a golf course, shortly before the terrier maimed the child for life.
Also, how could Cam forget the top hat? It's the most stylish of pieces.
Huh... so were you referencing actual terrible publicity stunts with that intro? I don't remember any stories about faux-dismembered torso stunts...
And I'm not sure how I feel about an official replacement to one of the classic monopoly pieces... some of the new possibilities sound interesting but the somewhat anachronistic nature of the old ones has it's own charm...
That... device sounds terrifying, I understand Graham's reaction...
And that's a good point, how do you position the dangly bit of a mortarboard?
And I'm not sure how I feel about an official replacement to one of the classic monopoly pieces... some of the new possibilities sound interesting but the somewhat anachronistic nature of the old ones has it's own charm...
That... device sounds terrifying, I understand Graham's reaction...
And that's a good point, how do you position the dangly bit of a mortarboard?
You think a surround sound coffin with a playlist that can be altered by the living is weird? I think it would be weirder if it could only be altered by the dead.
Three jokes about the apirasist:
1) It looks like what the ancient Romans would make if they had modern technology. "Why waste time going to the vomitorium? Every place can be a vomitorium with the new Aspiratium Horribilis!" (Yes I know vomitoria were just exit lobbies, but the joke sounds better like this.)
2) "We've placed a port on your stomach through which you can remove digested food." "I never asked for this." "What a shame."
3) It'll never catch on. Liposuction is catchier. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hYff21cJiw]
Three jokes about the apirasist:
1) It looks like what the ancient Romans would make if they had modern technology. "Why waste time going to the vomitorium? Every place can be a vomitorium with the new Aspiratium Horribilis!" (Yes I know vomitoria were just exit lobbies, but the joke sounds better like this.)
2) "We've placed a port on your stomach through which you can remove digested food." "I never asked for this." "What a shame."
3) It'll never catch on. Liposuction is catchier. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hYff21cJiw]
