The Salty Watermelon
Do you like your watermelon salty? Well then Pepsi Japan has just the thing for you.
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Do you like your watermelon salty? Well then Pepsi Japan has just the thing for you.
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Feed Dump: The Salty Watermelon
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I might've tried watermelon Pepsi but salty watermelon Pepsi? No thanks.
On another note, who the hell thinks of these things to try on cows?! Why on earth would you ever think that a cow water-bed is a good idea?
On another note, who the hell thinks of these things to try on cows?! Why on earth would you ever think that a cow water-bed is a good idea?
Do not knock strawberry milk Pepsi. It surprised me with how it tasted, in a good way. It's better than actual Pepsi.
I've actually seen people put salt on their watermelon in THIS country. (USA) But...a cola flavor?!? Not so much. Mind you we ARE talking about the country that brought us beef tongue flavored and snake venom flavored ice cream, so...
*tries to resist making a comparison to the bacon flavored jellybeans I saw...AGAIN...and fails*
*tries to resist making a comparison to the bacon flavored jellybeans I saw...AGAIN...and fails*
Pizza flavoured Pepsi. It would either be the most digusting thing ever, or the greatest thing ever. MAYBE both.
Having grown up with a cocker spaniel, I'd be willing to agree to their place on the cuddly ranking- provided they have clean ears. Cocker ears can get really stinky...
At the same time, I also grew up with English bulldogs, who are far cuddlier than their ranking probably has them at. So, yeah...
At the same time, I also grew up with English bulldogs, who are far cuddlier than their ranking probably has them at. So, yeah...
YES! I can't believe people don't know about this. It's like ketchup and fries.bdcjacko said:
I don't live in the south, but my grandpa showed me this when I was five. Been doing it ever since.
I tried to email, but I keep getting failed delivery notifications. So I'll just post it here:
The Salty Watermelon is where several watermelon-flavored Pixie Sticks are poured over a woman's vulva. From there, their partner performs cunnilingus. Every time they hit the clitoris, they have to set it between their lips and let out a brief puff of air as if they're spitting out a seed.
A Seedless Salty Watermelon is a Salty Watermelon where the clitoris never gets hit by the cunnilingus. This most frequently occurs when a guy is involved.
The Salty Watermelon is where several watermelon-flavored Pixie Sticks are poured over a woman's vulva. From there, their partner performs cunnilingus. Every time they hit the clitoris, they have to set it between their lips and let out a brief puff of air as if they're spitting out a seed.
A Seedless Salty Watermelon is a Salty Watermelon where the clitoris never gets hit by the cunnilingus. This most frequently occurs when a guy is involved.
Thank you. I was going to post a variation on this. Not that I partake of it, or consider it a good idea. But I know that it's a thing.bdcjacko said:
Yeah... why do you guys have the giant wooden utensils anyway?
Also, Graham I'm ashamed of you, your Men At Work coverband is named... something that isn't "Hired Kangoons" How could you so readily forget them?
Also, Graham I'm ashamed of you, your Men At Work coverband is named... something that isn't "Hired Kangoons" How could you so readily forget them?
The power of Google compels me. Searching for "salty watermelon sex act" (no quotes) puts this article on the third hit. The two before it are an article on WebMD about watermelons being aphrodisiacs and something called Masque, intended to change the taste of... well, just check the FAQ with the NSFW background imagery.
On a related note to Templar: that sounds disturbing and yet totally plausible. That's yet another food item I can't look at the same way anymore. I miss my blissful ignorance...
On a related note to Templar: that sounds disturbing and yet totally plausible. That's yet another food item I can't look at the same way anymore. I miss my blissful ignorance...