Feed Dump: Tigers, Cookies and Snakes

[Graham_LRR]

Tigers, Cookies and Snakes

I thought that it was a good omen to have a tiger visit you in the bathroom.

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[Daedrin]

I think Matt has a really good point. Were they all actually pot cookies? 8000 seems like a lot. Seems to me like the first 100 were pot cookies. Then those were eaten. Then they realized they REALLLLY like making cookies!

 

[MowDownJoe]

Too many puns from Matt...

I haven't groaned this loudly since the Bionic Commando episode of Unskippable.

 

[Something Amyss]

Too many puns from Matt...

I haven't groaned this loudly since the Bionic Commando episode of Unskippable.

Oh, like meeting a tiger in the bathroom wouldn't give YOU paws.

 

[GamemasterAnthony]

So in that sack was 50+ snakes. Did the car also meet a man going to St. Ives, by any chance?

Too many puns from Matt...

I haven't groaned this loudly since the Bionic Commando episode of Unskippable.

Oh, like meeting a tiger in the bathroom wouldn't give YOU paws.

Leave the bad puns to DVS BSTRD, please.

 

[Safaia]

Can Matt get grounded from Feed Dump for those puns a la Phailhouse? I'm concerned.

 

[Thunderous Cacophony]

I think Matt has a really good point. Were they all actually pot cookies? 8000 seems like a lot. Seems to me like the first 100 were pot cookies. Then those were eaten. Then they realized they REALLLLY like making cookies!

I think they mixed up the recipe and used cocaine instead of flour in the first batch. After that, there was no way they could stop baking.

 

[Angnor]

Paul and Matt!

Great episode, love the puns.

 

[Zeterai]

So they.. baked cookies that would get them baked?

 

[Tireseas_v1legacy]

Too many puns from Matt...

I haven't groaned this loudly since the Bionic Commando episode of Unskippable.

Oh, like meeting a tiger in the bathroom wouldn't give YOU paws.

*locks you in a bathroom with a hungry wild tiger* Sorry if the pun-punishment room is a tad small this time. It's meant for DVS BSTRD, who's a tad shorter than you...

Also, someone was smuggling something and it wasn't in their pants? They were cobras! The jokes write themselves!

 

[crazy_coug99]

Damn it Matt!

 

[Slash2x]

MMMMAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!! Thought you were dead dude!! Also Dumbo just went to Netflix so now I have that damnable song is stuck in my head. It was almost gone.... Then you reminded me of it again.....

 

[LadyRhian]

Ugh. These puns are pure poison!

 

[Tireseas_v1legacy]

He just wanted to ask her to join his game of Stripe poker.

Captcha: sound out
Yes that is how puns work.

*Tosses you into a locked room filled with attack dogs and a poker table* Sorry, you're going to have to deal with the dogs this time. The tiger is being used on someone else who punned earlier...

 

[Shinsei-J]

You know a pun is good when it physically hurts you.
And today felt like I was being sieged by one thousand tiny Spartans.

 

[dubious_wolf]

It's matt!!!!!
Yay matt!!!

Man i love me some Matt Wiggins puns.

 

[teebeeohh]

love the terrible puns.

and is that the deerstalker you got given at PAX?

 

[scw55]

Paul looks mighty fine with stubble.

It's like Schrodinger's beard.