Feed Dump: Toe Suckin' and Cat Screamin'

Alar

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EDIT: Woah, posted this in the completely wrong thread. I feel silly.
 

Deschamps

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I live in Windsor!

I found the article in the newspaper, and it seems that Graham left out the most entertaining point - the thieves cut a hole in the roof.

http://www.windsorstar.com/news/Bandits+sunglass+shop/5425122/story.html
Also note that all of our newspaper headlines are puns. It drives me nuts.
 

Hungry Donner

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Deschamps said:
I live in Windsor!

I found the article in the newspaper, and it seems that Graham left out the most entertaining point - the thieves cut a hole in the roof.

http://www.windsorstar.com/news/Bandits+sunglass+shop/5425122/story.html
Also note that all of our newspaper headlines are puns. It drives me nuts.
That's not a pun, that's a linguistic abomination.
 

Deschamps

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Hungry Donner said:
Deschamps said:
I live in Windsor!

I found the article in the newspaper, and it seems that Graham left out the most entertaining point - the thieves cut a hole in the roof.

http://www.windsorstar.com/news/Bandits+sunglass+shop/5425122/story.html
Also note that all of our newspaper headlines are puns. It drives me nuts.
That's not a pun, that's a linguistic abomination.
It's been terrible lately. The other day, we had this (on the front page, no less):
http://www.windsorstar.com/news/Hound+found+safe+sound/5422838/story.html

I think they realize that newspapers are going to die out eventually. Or at least, I hope that's the explanation.
 

Eric the Orange

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ace_of_something said:
Graham_LRR said:
Toe Suckin' and Cat Screamin'

When a public nuisance gets given a nickname, it's time to pull out all the stops.

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I just want to point out, i live near Lincoln... casinos are illegal in this state, including Indian reservations. Lincoln isn't close to any state borders where casinos are.

I feel that takes the drunk levels up a bit.
Nebraska High-Five.

... which presumably involves corn, cows, and college football.
 

Postal47

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Explanation on the Sunglass Hut robbery from a former manager of a Sunglass Hut:

This is actually something that happens fairly often. The sunglasses sold at sunglass hut are typically highly desirable designer brands with a fairly high mark-up, i.e. Prada, Versace, Tiffany, etc. An individual pair of sunglasses is a relatively small and therefore easy item to steal, and these designer brands can be resold fairly easily on the black market. 1200 pairs of the sunglasses that sunglass hut carries could easily be a total retail value of around $180,000 depending on that particular store's inventory, yet it is a small enough amount of material physically to be easily carried out of the store by two thieves.

It's likely that nobody actually needed to know that, but there you go.
 

keideki

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That cap... it says Xe and you got it from the CEO? Xe as in the new name of Blackwater?

As in this Xe?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xe_Services
 

-Dragmire-

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Awww, I was hoping a bunch of people wearing chicken hats were going to tackle Paul at the end...

Oh, and some people pay good money for an oral pedicure, the guy should start a business.

keideki said:
That cap... it says Xe and you got it from the CEO? Xe as in the new name of Blackwater?

As in this Xe?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xe_Services
Nah, it's this one.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/XE.com
 

JehuBot

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Progressive_Stupidity said:
Dear Dr. Graham: Is the Steve you are referring to Steven Dengler?
I think he's referring to Steve Butts , I guess.

and the stinger turned this episode from "Not bad" to "Great".
 

Orinon

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Now I like James, and Paul, Andy was hilarious last week.
for some odd reason I want to see Tally in one of these.
 

Sansha

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'Time to pay our dues'? You stole my post from last week!

... I choose to believe you did so I feel special and creative.