Feed Dump: Van Dump 2: Revengeance

[Something Amyss]

Cam and Kathleen make the best disapproving parents ever. Well, made. It's a shame they didn't live to see another Feed Dump. Also:

Mammoth? Tree? Uppity kid?

Yup. There's an axe for that.

I have nothing to add to your joke, it just needs to be reposted.

 

[Imp_Emissary]

I feel like I'm missing some context on the last bit of the stinger . . .

Remember when he said he had data, and they went after him to "kill, and eat him to gain his power"?
They ate him.

Good show today! Perfect ending too. ;D[sub](You know. Apart from all of you being dead....that ain't good.)[/sub]

xD Matt's got to go kill another moose!

 

[Evil Smurf]

As always Tally was amazing and I know what you can call the next van dump. Van Dump: Revelations.

 

[Thunderous Cacophony]

OK, Tally and Jer are not allowed to have kids solely because they are going to scar the munchkins with their sexcapades.

 

[Callate]

1. Do we need to send you guys more hats so Van Dumps don't end in mass slaughter?

2. What part of the mammoth do you use as a switch?

3. Don't answer #2.

 

[Basement Cat]

Geez, at least last year one of them made it out alive (after being kicked off the ride for 3 violations of the Bad Pun rule).

Next week: Feed Dump: Resurrections!

 

[pretzil]

So, half of them don't wear seatbelts but they all die? Seatbelts:Mythbusted!

 

[CriticalMiss]

Does Alex just carry a horse mask around with him at all times or has the LRR hat-and-headwear collection become so great as to cause items to pop in to existence spontaneously during filming?

 

[Ohlookit'sMatty]

We, the fans of LRR, must hut down and kill this Moose, but film it mockumentary style // It's what the LRR crew would have wanted

Is it weird that Alex and I are wearing the same t-shirt?

I know people would have liked to have seem more of James in the video but he was driving and playing angry birds so they obviously didn't want to interrupt his play time, he did have a very busy weekend

-M

 

[Ohlookit'sMatty]

So, half of them don't wear seatbelts but they all die? Seatbelts:Mythbusted!

It was a moose, if one of those goes through your van, the van is dead and so too is everyone inside

1. Do we need to send you guys more hats so Van Dumps don't end in mass slaughter?

2. What part of the mammoth do you use as a switch?

3. Don't answer #2.

1. No

2. The tail

3. Don't tell Graham what to do!

-M

 

[sadmac]

No hat. Feed dump is ruined.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Don't worry. Matt will bring them back to life using the device.

 

[Valanthe]

Ah, this one struck close to home. I grew up in the Shushwap area, and have picked up a copy of the market times. Even the quip about no cell reception made me chuckle (Hooray for steep mountain valleys).

On that note, as a local, to answer James' final question. The chances of seeing a second moose in Canada are extremely high, in fact, it's almost guaranteed that if you live here, and you drive, you have at least one story of either hitting, or coming very close to hitting, some form of monstrously large wildlife.

 

[Don Reba]

Also, Sexually Deviant Teacher Tally brightened my day.

Edgy Sexually Deviant Teacher Tally, mind you.

 

[weirdee]

So, half of them don't wear seatbelts but they all die? Seatbelts:Mythbusted!

if you've ever watched the mythbusters episode about moose/car accidents, you'd know that they're basically built to both crush cars thoroughly, and walk away relatively unharmed

 

[tehweave]

As always the first two things Alex does make me laugh. "Derpy" and "Actually legit not okay with this."

Also, isn't Alex older than both Jer and Tally? How are they his parents? Time loop?

 

[Endocrom]

Wait.... WAIT!!!! What was the hat of the week that other better sources of news don't have!?

What hat? [sub]what hat? [sub]what hat? [sub]what hat? [sub]what hat?[/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub]

WAIT! Horse head hat! Whew, I'm ok now.

No, no, no, the hat this week was the Feed Dump crew, it was worn by the moose.

SEATBELTS!
[hr]Also, why would you take a horse mask with you on a road trip?

 

[Trisha Lynn]

I'm concerned about the fact that it didn't look like Kathleen was wearing a seatbelt. She leapt over the seat to "get" Jer too facilely, imo.

At the same time, I never wear a seatbelt on public transit and I never wore a seatbelt in any of the taxi rides I took while I was living in New York City. And some of those were kinda long. The inconsistency is strange.

Also, why would you take a horse mask with you on a road trip?

Why wouldn't you?

I hope there's a Loading Time where they do one of their "Let's do funny things during rest stops/breaks" things they normally do on road trips.

 

[Karoshi]

I would love to have such newspapers here in Germany! ... maybe I should check before I say that we don't have them ... brb!

Aside from that: So no Feed Dump next week?

http://www.der-postillon.com/

Might be not printed and not ment seriously but it still is awesome

Holy fucking damn, thank you so much! This site is even better than Onion.

 

[Scrythe]

Oh my gods, a Morphine reference.

Is this what joy feels like?

So, half of them don't wear seatbelts but they all die? Seatbelts:Mythbusted!

As a proud owner of a minivan, I'd like to point out that the "across the chest" seat belts are only on the sides of the seats, while whoever is sitting in the middle has only the one that goes around your lap, kinda like those shitty wooden roller coasters.