Feeling lonely...

[TyroSe7en]

Hello fellow Escapists

So lately I've been going through a bit of a rough patch, feeling lonely not having a girl friend and what not.

So I was wondering what ya'll out there do to deal with this nonesense.

Spoiler: FYI

I'm also doing this to see what kinda rediculous stuff people post, you know, for the lolz =D

 

[Simalacrum]

Masturbate

Just... deal with it, I guess. Try and talk to friends as frequently as possible. Its odd, I find myself depressed whenever I'm not talking to anyone lol...

 

[A_Parked_Car]

I'm lonely pretty much all the time...I just play video games and well...sit on the Escapist haha.

 

[Pimppeter2]

I'll be your friend!

*Hugs*

 

[Daystar Clarion]

lonely? What's that? I've had the same girlfriend since I was 15. I'm now 22.

 

[Quiet Stranger]

I talk to the monster under my bed, and sometimes we have rounds of paddy cake, its nice

 

[NotAPie]

I feel the same way right now, I just go on left 4 dead play games and try not to think about it, if I don't feel like playing games, I'll go outside with some friends.

You can always get a fleshlight....just sayin. >.>

 

[Darktau]

Watch all episodes of neon genesis evangelion, then commit suicide.

OR

Go out and find some friends (age dependant for places obviously)or find a nice guild on WoW?

 

[Uberjoe19]

Watch all episodes of neon genesis evangelion, then commit suicide.

OR

Go out and find some friends (age dependant for places obviously)or find a nice guild on WoW?

Or watch FLCL and THEN end it all.

 

[Ham_authority95]

Go on a walk or bike ride, or call some friends.

That's what usually cures my loneliness

EDIT: that or go on a shooting rampage until you wake up with blood around your mouth.

 

[Levitas1234]

Watch all episodes of neon genesis evangelion, then commit suicide.

OR

Go out and find some friends (age dependant for places obviously)or find a nice guild on WoW?

Ooooh join my guild "the super best friends" it has less child molesters than you think!


OP serious:
Journal entries until you get over it.

 

[Ham_authority95]

lonely? What's that? I've had the same girlfriend since I was 15. I'm now 22.

Lucky!!!

 

[quiet_samurai]

Consume mass quantities of alchohol and then meet some random floozy in a bar.

Works every time....

 

[LongLiveourMachine]

Protitution is the Solution my friend

 

[BonsaiK]

Hello fellow Escapists

So lately I've been going through a bit of a rough patch, feeling lonely not having a girl friend and what not.

So I was wondering what ya'll out there do to deal with this nonesense.

Spoiler: FYI

I'm also doing this to see what kinda rediculous stuff people post, you know, for the lolz =D

Here's a totally crazy, ridiculous reply, in the Relationship Problem thread: ----> http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.117161-Relationship-problem-thread?page=24#5023696

 

[TyroSe7en]

Create an interdimensional machine. Find the dimension where the girl of your dreams wants you, and then shoot your other dimensional you in the face and take the girl.

BEST! PLAN! EVAR!!!!!!!!

lonely? What's that? I've had the same girlfriend since I was 15. I'm now 22.

orly.... lucky bastard. Lol jk jk... about the bastard part, some people take a serious offence to that kind of language :/

Journal entries until you get over it.

That's... actually a really good idea!

 

[Meander112]

I'm a fan of OKCupid [http://www.okcupid.com/] myself. For a leg up on the competition, read up on their spiff blog [http://blog.okcupid.com/] first.

 

[TheGreatCoolEnergy]

Masturbate

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[Tuddle]

I'm not Feeling lonely...because I got all of escapist here with me to keep me company.

 

[TheGreatCoolEnergy]

As for my actual response, well, sometimes when I'm really lonely, I talk to my cat, and sometimes when I'm even lonelier I talk to inanimit objects (like my socks) and imagine their responses....I suppose that makes me weird, but damnit it helps.