Female form appreciation

[Dragonbums]

Personally I have a preference for toned and muscular women in general. It's a shame that we just get kind of bulky noodle babes with melons attached.

I second this. Personally I find pictures of women with more realistic body types to be attractive. I mean look at Aveline

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http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110121223255/dragonage/images/7/7d/Aveline_4.jpg

You rarely see women built like that in video games and it's a damn shame...a little creepy too. I got a little freaked out by how many of the female characters in LoL are apparently anorexic. Granted they're getting better in that they finally made a female monster character, but still.

Basically. Kind of closest female character that matches the body type I care for is Flavia in FE:Awakening. And that's kind of pushing the "muscular" look because she actually packs some heavy armor (and to be fair to FE a lot of the women pack some reasonable armor.) So idk, Gears of War women are muscley?

 

[Gengisgame]

Basically. Kind of closest female character that matches the body type I care for is Flavia in FE:Awakening. And that's kind of pushing the "muscular" look because she actually packs some heavy armor (and to be fair to FE a lot of the women pack some reasonable armor.) So idk, Gears of War women are muscley?

I think when people say muscular they normally mean athletic, it's very hard for women to have visible muscle definition, it's not that easy for men either.

 

[Dragonbums]

Basically. Kind of closest female character that matches the body type I care for is Flavia in FE:Awakening. And that's kind of pushing the "muscular" look because she actually packs some heavy armor (and to be fair to FE a lot of the women pack some reasonable armor.) So idk, Gears of War women are muscley?

I think when people say muscular they normally mean athletic, it's very hard for women to have visible muscle definition, it's not that easy for men either.

Yeah that's what I meant. That's actually a very apt description for what I was getting at. Thanks for that!

 

[Total LOLige]

My current "Totally not creepy for someone to have a crush on a video game character at the age of 29" gal as of late is Amita from Far Cry 4:

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A gal in a video game that dresses with more than 3 square inches worth of clothing AND has their own ambitions and goals and wants and needs? That's so freaking hot Amita...

Check out that weird fucking elbow. In fact that whole arm in general is pretty dodgy.

I don't have anything to add to the thread, just wanted to tell tippy his crush has a weird arm.

 

[tippy2k2]

My current "Totally not creepy for someone to have a crush on a video game character at the age of 29" gal as of late is Amita from Far Cry 4:

Check out that weird fucking elbow. In fact that whole arm in general is pretty dodgy.

I don't have anything to add to the thread, just wanted to tell tippy his crush has a weird arm.

Her arms are way too skinny period. It's not just that picture...

But still, I'll take skinny arms on a girl who acts like a real person in a video game rather than two melons tied to a broom handle (and in many cases, those girls are about as useful and practical as two melons tied to a broom handle when I'm trying to sweep the floor...).

 

[Vlado]

Kinda cheating because Type-0 came out a long time ago and the PS4 version is a mere HD remaster, but... I liked Rem quite a bit!

 

[Zhukov]

I would be lying if I said I didn't find Caira from Evolve to be rather attractive.

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[username sucks]

I think I'm gonna make a "Male form appreciation" thread. It simply must be done. As for my contribution to this thread...

... Y-yeah ...

Quelaag is hot, isn't she?

Y'know, with the fire and all?

I'm hilarious.

 

[m19]

Sheva Alomar

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[inmunitas]

2nd Lieutenant Mira (Warhammer 40,000: Space Marine, 2011)

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[username sucks]

I think I'm gonna make a "Male form appreciation" thread. It simply must be done. As for my contribution to this thread...

... Y-yeah ...

Quelaag is hot, isn't she?

Y'know, with the fire and all?

I'm hilarious.

... Jokes aside, can you really blame Quelaag for being so attractive?
For a woman attached to a demonic spider in chaotic flames... she's something to look at.

Which is odd that in Dark Souls 2, Najka ended up getting messed up when transformed unlike Quelaag.

Like ... why is the chaotic spider witch so much prettier? Shouldn't Najka be as human? I'm being serious here.

Because being transformed by chaos will make you sexy, and being transform bed by magical experimentation will disfigure you. Duh.

That being said, I don't think Tark looks all that bad.

 

[Gengisgame]

Like ... why is the chaotic spider witch so much prettier? Shouldn't Najka be as human? I'm being serious here.

Contrast for effect, the boss monster arrives from around the corner and it looks like this horrible and creepy giant spider and then it cuts further back and attached to the creature is the upper torso of an attractive woman.

In Najkas case they just went with the theme all over but the change isn't that big of a deal as far as the upper torso is concerned, just looks a bit more demonic.

 

[endtherapture]

Triss Merigold: my one and only

 

[CrystalShadow]

While I appreciate the female form very much (maybe a little too much) and I find some characters that others may regard as "oversexualised" to be quite beautiful, I'm getting creepy vibes here.

Yeah, uhm, I don't wish to drag the thread down with this stuff, but I am slightly creeped out by some of the pictures. I guess for me it's just the psychological balancing act of being a bisexual girl. XD

On the one hand, I can appreciate the form of some of these characters, on the other hand, the implied sexual objectification (More so some pictures than others) makes me a little uncomfortable to say the least...

Also, inadequate.

Ahem. I wish I had something to actually contribute to the thread though, but I don't keep piles of pictures around, and honestly, can't really think of many characters that I specifically find appealing in that sense anyway.
I may be bisexual, but the list of female game characters that I specifically find hot is...
Not a big one.
Have to admit, some of the ones shown in this thread are interesting though... I had no idea characters were getting that detailed now either.
Shows how far behind I am on what current gen games actually look like. (Perhaps if I hadn't been missing my main gaming PC for about the last 18 months... Oh well.)

Let me see... Can I think of anything at all?
No... -_-

Oh well. Have fun guys. XD

 

[Spider RedNight]

You mean like this, right?

Spoiler: Too sexy for a shirt

so hot, so sexy-- *shot*

Usually though, I don't really care for a couple of reasons but I like Daisy Fitzroy's design; I think her hair is pretty and the fact that she hides her more feminine features in practical clothes

 

[Gengisgame]

While I appreciate the female form very much (maybe a little too much) and I find some characters that others may regard as "oversexualised" to be quite beautiful, I'm getting creepy vibes here.

Yeah, uhm, I don't wish to drag the thread down with this stuff, but I am slightly creeped out by some of the pictures. I guess for me it's just the psychological balancing act of being a bisexual girl. XD

On the one hand, I can appreciate the form of some of these characters, on the other hand, the implied sexual objectification (More so some pictures than others) makes me a little uncomfortable to say the least...

personally I see nothing wrong with it and think it makes no change to how you view people in your everyday life, could go into detail on why it may make you uncomfortable but I would only be assuming but this isn't the thread for it, if anyone wants to discuss it you can tag me in another forum.

Oh right Kate Uptons model is actually in the game, I would still never give Clash a go, not my thing.

http://download.gamezone.com/uploads/image/data/1174805/kate_upton_game.JPG

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/XkaWyrm8EQg/maxresdefault.jpg

 

[happyninja42]

I would be lying if I said I didn't find Caira from Evolve to be rather attractive.

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Yup, I agree, she's quite pleasant. She's also my favorite character to play as, and has some of the most enjoyable dialogue. xD

 

[CrystalShadow]

While I appreciate the female form very much (maybe a little too much) and I find some characters that others may regard as "oversexualised" to be quite beautiful, I'm getting creepy vibes here.

Yeah, uhm, I don't wish to drag the thread down with this stuff, but I am slightly creeped out by some of the pictures. I guess for me it's just the psychological balancing act of being a bisexual girl. XD

On the one hand, I can appreciate the form of some of these characters, on the other hand, the implied sexual objectification (More so some pictures than others) makes me a little uncomfortable to say the least...

personally I see nothing wrong with it and think it makes no change to how you view people in your everyday life, could go into detail on why it may make you uncomfortable but I would only be assuming but this isn't the thread for it, if anyone wants to discuss it you can tag me in another forum.

Oh right Kate Uptons model is actually in the game, I would still never give Clash a go, not my thing.

http://download.gamezone.com/uploads/image/data/1174805/kate_upton_game.JPG

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/XkaWyrm8EQg/maxresdefault.jpg

Yes, it's not really the place for that discussion. Though it undoubtedly has something to do with being able to personally identify with who I identify with, and the varying perspectives on things.

Anyway, not important. Bye now. XD

 

[Z of the Na'vi]

Classy thread, truly. Very well executed. I'm sure your heart is in the right place, though.

Anywho...

Spoiler: Cia - Hyrule Warriors

I'm going straight to Hell.

[sub][sub]Oh well, at least my food will be warm.[/sub][/sub]

 

[Elfgore]

I've been playing Wang Yuanji a lot in Dynasty Warriors. Just because she's one of the best warriors... I swear.

Spoiler: Nothing at all to do with staring at dat ass.

Spoiler: Or that rack

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Spoiler: Or dat face.

I swear it is for none of those reasons.