fighting games

[GodofDisaster]

Sorry I'm feeling a bit lazy to think of a better title or search bar this, but what the heck I'll risk it.

If you were giving the chance to save the world but, before you could you had to be taught the skill of true ass kicking from a fighting game character. Who would you choose to teach you.

It can be someone from.

Tekken
Street Fighter
Mortal Kombat
soul calibur
other please mention.

I'd choose scorpion from mortal kombat, sorry for being orginal but if theres anyone who can kick ass its that guy.

 

[The_Healer]

Yoshimitsu from Tekken.

I want to be able to stab a sword through myself and not die.

 

[FallenJellyDoughnut]

Awww... only video games? I want my master to be Chuck Norris.

 

[Samurai Goomba]

I want Hayate/Kasumi to teach me how to teleport. That's all I would need. My own rudimentary knowledge of martial arts would suffice after that point.

Step One: teleport close to enemy
Step Two: stab them with knife/shoot them in head
Step Three: Teleport away
Step Four: ???
Step Five: Profit!

 

[Hazardlife]

Anyone from BlazBlue.

The game isn't released in my country yet, but it looks absolutely awesome.

 

[konkwastaken]

Yoshimitsu from Tekken.

I want to be able to stab a sword through myself and not die.

But you couldnt do it twice...unless you sat down for a bit first =]

For me i would choose Lili from tekken, considering im quite a big guy that insane momentum from all those flips and kicks would certainly cause some decent damage. Actually, maybe Kazuya just cos hes damn cool.

 

[Kajt]

Spoiler

Baraka. Absolutely Baraka.

 

[Conqueror Kenny]

Akuma from Street Fighter. Just Raging Demon everything that moves. Would you stick around if the guy next to you just died once for each one of his sins?

 

[AmrasCalmacil]

Blanka or Vega. Vega because he has a claw and is all acrobatic and such, Blanka because... Well. He's Blanka.

 

[PureChaos]

either Scorpion or Sub Zero from MK, they both are awesome

 

[SomethingUnrelated]

It's been a while since I played Tekken, but that guy who's the main character, but not the old guy, if you get me? Jin something-or-other

 

[ace_of_something]

Superman from MK vs DCU. The fact that in the game that have to explain he's ben weakend so it makes sense that he can LOSE a fight shows you something.

 

[Lonely Swordsman]

Shujinko from Mortal Kombat. The guy's mastered just about every fighting style and offensive magic spells in the known multiverse. can't think of any better mentor.

 

[FallenJellyDoughnut]

WHAT YOU SPEAK IS MADNESS, DELTA!

Chuck Norris is unique and any videogame whether it be of this era or of the next thousand, will not be able to re-create his true awesomeness!

 

[Charley]

How does Chuck always work his way into threads? The question wasn't "who has a beard?" or "who is the god of CS teabaggers?" and yet he still got in.. I swear, he's like an STD in a lumberjack shirt.

On topic, I'd pick Gen-Fu. Awesome hat, shoulder barge of death.

 

[Lord_Gremlin]

Sub-Zero from MK)

 

[GodofDisaster]

How does Chuck always work his way into threads? The question wasn't "who has a beard?" or "who is the god of CS teabaggers?" and yet he still got in.. I swear, he's like an STD in a lumberjack shirt.

On topic, I'd pick Gen-Fu. Awesome hat, shoulder barge of death.

I agree chuck norris is not a fighting game character so the next person that mentions him is getting a hedgehog tied to a stick shoved down their throat.

 

[MalevolentJim]

Nah,its all about NIGHTMARE!

Awww yeah.

 

[Draco Kaiser]

It would be Kenichi. Muay Thai, Chinese Kempo, Karate and Jujutsu? Sweet.

 

[L3m0n_L1m3]

Awww... only video games? I want my master to be Chuck Norris.

He had a game for the NES, I believe. Too bad it was awful...