Fill In The Blanks

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Just thought of this, and I doubt it will be fun, but lets do it anyway.
Each user writes a sentence (or paragraph) with up to three blanks per sentence. The next user fills a word of their choice in each blank.
Basically, its internet madlibs.
Example:
Poster 1:
Today I saw _ in the _ trying to buy a large carton of _.
Poster 2:
Today I saw Jesus in the music store trying to buy a large carton of [/i]anger[/i].
Last time I _, I got a _ lodged in my skull. It took _ to extract it from my cranium. Now, I have a wonderful condition where I _ while I _.

First sentence: Last time I _, I got a _ lodged in my skull. It took _ to extract it from my cranium. Now, I have a wonderful condition where I _ while I _.
[sup]Yes, I am that unoriginal...[/sup]

 

[mParadox]

Last time I danced, I got a cd lodged in my skull. It took a walrus to extract it from my cranium. Now, I have a wonderful condition where I laugh while I speak.

The very first time I _ it, it was _ and I really hope to _ it again.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

The very first time I devoured it, it was bloody and I really hope to devour it again.

I had a dream where I was a _ in a field full of _. I was then eaten by a _ made out of _.

 

[Dr.Susse]

I had a dream where I was a lounge in a field full of dreams. I was then eaten by a picture of the Queen made out of pure fear.


How many _ Does it take to _ the _?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

How many lives does it take to pass the spider level?

And I shall _ a legion of _!

 

[pyramid head grape]

And I shall battle a legion of spider muffins!

What should _ do with his _? >.>

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

What should Jhonny do with his deathray?

She's _! I never _ her! It's bullshit! I did not! Ohi _!

 

[Dr.Susse]

What should Johnny do with his crippling hangover? >.>


The bes cure for _ is _ with a bit of _.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

The best cure for life is fiction with a bit of sleeping pills.

Last time I trusted you, you _ in the _ and made the _ explode!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Last time I trusted you, you kicked in the TNT and made the room explode!

______ is never allowed to _______ because he has _________ too many _________.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Father Jack is never allowed to get into the pub because he has way too many bar fights.

________ is a nice place to ________ because it's a _________

 

[Nouw]

The Escapist is a nice place to talk to people because it's a forum.

________ could ________ on _________ but __________

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Every day I make pie on a stool after tornadoes.

People should _________ during _________ to prevent ___________.

[sub][sub]We could be using italics people [/sub][/sub]

 

[AwkwardTurtle]

On top of my head is a hat that levitates.

I can't believe that _____ just ____ all over the ______

[sup][sub]Hmm I think I agree with underlines. :3[/sub][/sup]

 

[Nouw]

I can't believe that I just shat all over the ceiling.

Can we please _______ with _________?

[sub][sub]I believe we can meet half-way.[/sub][/sub]

 

[Nouw]

I just shat a ceiling that was I.

That sounded like ________ from the 5th _______ of _______ street.

 

[Dr.Susse]

A Hat is really an upside-down shoe.

Looks like ________ forgot _______ the ______

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Looks like I forgot to bring the gimp suit!

Anime really needs ________ if __________ is going to ____________ with the __________.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Anime really needs lots of moe girls if Hail is going to watch them with the sexy blu-ray specials.
[sup]FOUR BLANKS? It's fine, lol.[/sup]

Joseph _ in the _ until Jenny bled to death.

 

[Nouw]

Joseph stayed in the basement until Jenny bled to death.

The man_______until________he_________in the __________.