Final Fantasy XIII: Rated T For Sideboob

[FallenJellyDoughnut]

Sideboob really is my favourite type of boob.

Like, it's standing behind the curtain and it's to shy to show it's face.

I prefer fullboob personally.

Fullboob>Gratuitous cleavage>Underboob>Sideboob.

Yeah but fullboob will ruin any kind of innocence that the character has, meaning everyone would call Rikku a slut and not just cute/hot.

 

[FallenJellyDoughnut]

"What about this sideboob, is that turning you on, well it shouldn't, because its my sideboob."

Honestly, that's what I thought of first after reading this article.

That was my first thought too! GO FAMILY GuY!

 

[similar.squirrel]

I must wash my immortal soul immediately just for reading this article.

 

[MrDarkling]

When I see the word Sideboob I keep thinking sideshow bob D:

 

[Lullabye]

Whilst it doesn't take a lot to get a Teen rating, remember that they aren't insanely conservative either, I mean they didn't give FFX-2 an M rating whilst they had all the excuses to do so:

- Yuna's sexy default outfit
- Many of the crazy outfits (thief showing the most skin)
- Rikku
- LeBlanc, for REAL sideboob
- Paine's Leather outfits
- Suggestive hot spring scene
- Sexy transformation sequences
- Rikku

It got a teen rating, and I'm not even sure they counted nudity in the rating.

XD i think you forgot to add another Rikku.

Seriously, i don't get the big deal. I don't recall playing Final Fantasy for all the gore and sex.

 

[Raykuza]

Sideboob really is my favourite type of boob.

Like, it's standing behind the curtain and it's to shy to show it's face.

I prefer fullboob personally.

Fullboob>Gratuitous cleavage>Underboob>Sideboob.

Well everyone prefers fullboob, that's a given.

My preference is organized in rarity outside of straight up pornography:
Full > Under > Side > Cleavage

 

[dante brevity]

The game also contains the expletives "a*s," "damn," and "hell"

'Hell' is expletive? Seriously?

You think that's bad, A friend of mines parents said that "Fart" was an expletive.

At my school, kids can be SUSPENDED for using the word "stupid."

 

[Deleted]

Cue the fangirls ranting on how the lesbian relationship between two characters was unneeded and detracted from the story. Called it first.

 

[iggyus]

OH MY DEAR GOD! HIDE THE CHILDREN! SAVE THEM FROM THIS CORRUPTION!

 

[ZippyDSMlee]

Anyone play it yet? I hear its about as bad as FFX IE linear, tiny level layouts and just and just overt all poorly designed....... a shame really FF12 got level layout right and they go and scuttle that? God I hate FF so much it never learns from past games it slaps random crap together with no forethought or care....

 

[Therumancer]

That's a pretty good definition of the "T" rating though they are hardly pushing the envelope of that rating. A lot of things labeled "M" should be rated as "T" but that's another discussion entirely.

 

[ckam]

some partial nudity and minor expletives?

OH GOD Anything but that!

Quick, alert Fox News. They need to get in on this.

 

[Flying-Emu]

... Yay?

I mean, really. This surprises anybody? Saying a JRPG will contain skimpy clothing is like saying... well, like saying that Final Fantasy will sell like hotcakes at a hotcake convention. It's practically a given.

 

[pantallica95]

Reading these ERSB reports is akin to reading hilarious deconstructions of rap lyrics - they are just so matter of fact and bizarre, you can't help but laugh at them.

My science teacher started giving me his lyrical interpretation of Poker Face by Lady Gaga. Luckily the bell rang.

OT: This makes me want to read the ESRB report for a lot of M-rated games now. At least they didn't give this one an M rating.

 

[Ocelot GT]

Contains high level harsh language.

"I'll kill you as I did your father!"
"You're a poo poo head!"

 

[Timotei]

Just for the lulz I'm going to buy a hundred copies of this game and pass them out to kids at the nearest elementary school.

 

[Unit Alpha]

My experience with Mass Effect says that Fox is about to get in on the action.

 

[aruseusx]

Not Sideboob?!

THINK OF THE CHILDREN!

Screw the children, the key demographic wants their stonking great etc.

We love our etc.

 

[EliteFreq]

The game also contains the expletives "a*s," "damn," and "hell"

'Hell' is expletive? Seriously?

You think that's bad, A friend of mines parents said that "Fart" was an expletive.

I once knew this kid who wasn't allowed to say 'pistol' because it sounds remotely like 'piss'.

 

[TsunamiWombat]

Who's the chick in the topic pic? Haven't kept up with all the news, to retain surprise.

She's the best looking FF woman yet, imo.

I believe it's Lightning's sister. Or it could just be someone who looks like her.

Well, she's better looking than Lightning. I wonder what kinda role she plays in combat? Black Mage, White Mage, Thief, Fighter, Red Mage? Hopefully the Blue Mage. I've always dug the Blue Mage types.

Better. She plays 'plot device'.