Final Meal.

[henrius]

I would have annies peace pasta, a delicious macaroni and cheese.

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

A pizza
Unicorn hearts sprinkled with grinded vampire teeth...mmmmm

 

[TheScarecrow]

It's so tempting to say a person to see if they'd actually do it.

I'd just ask for lots of my favourite dishes and eat 'til I puke it all out... then keep eating.

 

[Sir Ollie]

A nice curry of some kind.

 

[Layzor]

Pancakes and Maple syrup, from Phil's.

 

[Azraellod]

a file and a loaded gun.

Spoiler: my reasoning behind this.

those would taste nice.

...i never said it was good reasoning.

 

[DigitalSushi]

My final meal would be the people that wanted to execute me.

I suppose you'd be on death row for cannibalisism then.

I'd ask for manatee, or beluga whale, if I'm twisted enough to be put on death row I'd make my aggressors help to kill endangered species, and see if their conscience can handle it.

 

[thepj]

a gun sandwich and a side of explosive, blow up the cell and get the fuck out of there

 

[A random person]

I would pig out on pizza, burgers, chicken, cookies, cake, pie, pastries, and generally anything I like eating. Why confine myself to certain foods if it's my last meal?

 

[NIHILHATE]

You know how you shit yourself when you die (supposedly)? I'd start with a jar of chillies, then a mushroom vindaloo, and a gunpowder cheesecake. And a pint of black absinthe. If i'm going down, i'm taking all those motherfuckers with me. Lucky all my favourite food (excluding gunpowder) plays hell with your intestinal lining...

 

[Volstag9]

King Crab or Lobster or BOTH!

 

[Nemorov]

A 12 oz. Porterhouse, cooked extra rare, a pound of crab legs and garlic butter, a glass or two of a fine red, and a jar of olives.

 

[A random person]

Odd, consider that almost all threads about the death penalty turn into flamewars between the pro-death and pro-life people i must say i am pleasantly surprised that everybody are still remaining civil.

Also, my last meal would be just about everything on the KFC menu with 4-6 litters of Pepsi to drink with it.

It's probably because this is fundamentally a fun, silly thread on its first page. Your observation is very much correct, though, and I really question if we're all that sophisticated when those threads pop up.

 

[LockHeart]

A stale baguette and a coconut, with which I would fashion a Medieval mace and break out...

 

[Shoggoth2588]

crabcake sandwich on a kaiser roll with old bay seasoning, bacon sausage egg and, cheese sandwhichs [one on a bagle, one on a cressant], deep-dish bacon cheeseburger pizza, NY-style thin crust pizza [just cheese], 1 bowl of tonkatsu, seaweed salad, squid and octopus sushi, 3 bottles of coke blak, 3 bottles of mountain dew pitch black

I probably won't be able to finish it all but it would be a great final meal I think

 

[Booze Zombie]

Giant friggin' pepperoni pizza, lots of cheese and tomato.

 

[Ren3004]

Dragon steak. I mean, even if they find one, they still have to kill it and cook it.

 

[Deleric]

I'd eat somebody.

I'll lol on how they'd get the person on the table.

 

[FolkLikePanda]

Pizza, Lasagne, Spag Bol, Bangers And Mash, Beefburger, Chilli Con Carne, Salad, Steak, Buffalo Wings, Hot Dog, Bamboo, Chinese Crispy Crispy Chicken with Bean Sprouts And Curry Sauce, Chicken Tikka Jalfrezi, Fish And Chips, Donner Kebab and Liver and Onions.

 

[creepy_rabbit]

pancakes!!!