Finally Back

[Lord Mountbatten Reborn]

Apparently I'm also from the 80s.

But the 80's were cool!

I look like I'm from the 70's.

And I've developed what might soon start to look like Japanese anime hair. Which means it should effectively be impossible, which makes me a paradox. The continuum will hopefully sort itself out.

 

[Cherry Cola]

Apparently I'm also from the 80s.

But the 80's were cool!

I look like I'm from the 70's.

And of course the 70s were uncool

Oh wait..

 

[Guitar Gamer]

April fools day came and went. And Kuliani banned all members with high post counts. It was funny. For better or worse, they're unbanned now.

Except for a certain guy who has been neglecting his Escapist duties

 

[mcgroobber]

well i arrived, but im not important,

so disregard

 

[NotAPie]

You missed the strippers yesterday.

 

[Hazy]

You missed the strippers yesterday.

That Stacey stole my wallet..


...and my heart.

The April Fools festivities were quite hilarious. Though Hubilub was taking good advantage of Mr. Astley...
[sub]Mind out of the gutters, folks, I'm talking about them there Rickrolls you young'uns play.[/sub]

 

[Dok Zombie]

Duke Nukem Forever came out, but was instantly pulled from the shelves for the "Lesbian Orgy Napalm Maelstrom " level.

 

[Lord Mountbatten Reborn]

You can try as hard as you want, but you'll never, ever beat Ironboot.

Spoiler: Hidden to Protect the Eyes of the Uninitiated.

Wow. Is that hair attached to a person or a person attached to some hair?

 

[Pegghead]

Valve released episode 3, and it was the greatest thing ever, and they ran out of copies in stores, so woolworths started selling the few remaining copies, but they were real expensive, so Crepliakistan bought the last copy, so world war 3, 4, 5 and 7 were all waged for the last copy, then Gabe Newell flew down in his aeroplane of money and used his fairy powers to turn back time and ensure that half life 2 episode 3 would be released later and not up to the astronomical standards that came before.

Oh and Duke Nukem forever was released as a point and click adventure game set on pirate island, it was alright.

 

[Vitor Goncalves]

We had a funny April fools, Zynga (facebook games developer) is winning March Mayhem, to everyone's annoyance, and Hubilub is still a sexy man.

You almost make sound as if zynga on the route to win march mayhem is the april fool. (wishful thought)

 

[Quiet Stranger]

We had a funny April fools, Zynga (facebook games developer) is winning March Mayhem, to everyone's annoyance, and Hubilub is still a sexy man.

Why does everyone hat Zynga? Oh mighty lord Furburt, also the fact that they make facebook games and beat out Infinity Ward is....*KABOOM HEAD ASPLODE!*

 

[Sleekgiant]

And Furburt is still thinking he's not as cool as Hubilub(which is a untrue)

But he's tall and Nordic and blond and is good with the ladies, whereas I'm just a tiny little ugly Irishman.

Yes but your f***ing awesome

Apparently I'm also from the 80s.

Wha!! Just Wha!!

 

[Armored Prayer]

I got this awesome avatar not too while ago.


Besides that you missed how other companies aided Valve against Zynga. Too bad it wasn't enough.

 

[UnkeptBiscuit]

Furburt's self confidence skyrocketed to the point where he honestly believed he was better than Hubilub. The Mighty Hubilub did not approve, and swiftly smote poor Furb down and made him his slave. I've also heard something about Commi being locked in the basement...

 

[Threx]

Colts lost the Super Bowl. Half-Life 2 Episode 3 has finally come out and finally Alien did beat Predator.

 

[Ironic Pirate]

The cake, much to the surprise of the internet, was real. Also, and equally surprising, it was poisoned.