Finding my keys

Ghost

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strange story man. if you can't find it consider changing your locks... do you not have a few copies of the key?
 

Souplex

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SICK0_ZER0 said:
strange story man. if you can't find it consider changing your locks... do you not have a few copies of the key?
This would require money which would require me to go to the bank which as we have established is impossible.

And now the walls are closing in, oh wonderful funderful joy.
 

captainwolfos

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Find a locksmith, change the lock and get some new keys. And then chances are your keys will turn up. That's always how it works.

*EDIT* - okay. So as proven above, not gonna work. -Shrug- I tried XD
 

Souplex

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Gortez said:
My GF always leaves the keys in the lock to the house. Tried that?
Fourth thing I checked.

The cat keeps telling me I need to take the pills, but those pills are for crayzay people.
 

JokerGrin

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I don't know how you could go about looking right now, but when you do, get one of those things you put on your keys that bleeps and stuff when you whistle. WHEN you find them! Check under all furniture.
 

Souplex

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Well, this thread is now obsolete. Pyeldryver is making me copies of his.

Edit: Don't ask aboot the misspelt wrestling move names, my family is weird.
 

USSR

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Scary_Bob said:
Forget going out. Get all your friends to come to you. Have a massive house party and offer a free bottle of something alcoholic to anyone who finds your keys.
And how would his friends get in?
The window of course!!!

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well... if u have a tennis ball, u can cut a hole inside of the tennis ball big enough to cover the keyhole on your car door....


Squeeze the tennis ball as hard as you can and it SHOULD trip the lock and allow you access.


but u didnt hear that from me

as far as getting the car started... i am not going to help you with that lol
 

Possiblyreef

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have you tried playing WoW?
i hear it gets rid of years off your life
and also you have a phone for take away

problem solved
 

Fraught

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Your Mom is Attractive said:
well... if u have a tennis ball, u can cut a hole inside of the tennis ball big enough to cover the keyhole on your car door....


Squeeze the tennis ball as hard as you can and it SHOULD trip the lock and allow you access.


but u didnt hear that from me

as far as getting the car started... i am not going to help you with that lol
What's with people and mistaking the door's keys for a car's one?
Is the car seriously the only thing in our society that has a keyhole?
And he already said somebody's going to make him a copy of a key (although how they knew he was stuck, or for another matter, why he couldn't go to work since he had his relative with keys in his apartment, is a mystery to me)
 

Monkfish Acc.

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I would have suggested phoning a friend to come over and watch your house while you get your locks changed, but unfortunately, the thread has been rendered obsolete.
I GUESS THAT MEANS MY SUGGESTION IS USELESS