Finish Him!

[captainwolfos]

So you are a character in a fighting game, and you have just beaten your opponent into a state of semi-conciousness. Now you have a chance to unleash you kick-ass finishing move. What would it be?

I think I would rip off the guy's head and strangle him with his own spine.

I know. That doesn't seem physically possible.

Then start jumping rope with it.

Perchance, are you in anyway related to Sheogorath?

On topic... HADOUKEN. Mostly because TF2's Pyro Hadouken is awesome. Of course I need a homemade flamethrower first.

 

[sylekage]

I would give a quick one liner, pull out a pistol, and shoot him in the face. Or use his chest as my trampoline

 

[Withall]

I would cradle him in my arms, and say "I forgive you". Just to fuck him up.

 

[interspark]

i wouldnt id be a good sport and claim victory without killing my oponent

 

[captaincabbage]

Rip out all their organs by pulling their tongue out of their mouth. The rest would follow!

It's a natural progression! XD


OT: I would have to kick them so hard in the gonads that then inexplicibily turn into a slot machine.

Did I mention that me in a fighting game would be The Gambling Monster, Gamblor? I'll tear your eyes out with my neon claws!!

 

[NinjaRabies]

I would grab him by the nose and lift it so his mouth opened, then stuff my hand down his throat and rip out his insides.

 

[irequirefood]

I would kill him through interpretive dance...somehow...

 

[SalamanderJoe]

This.

 

[shogunblade]

High Five a Whale... or summon the Chairsaw Bear to finish him off.

After that, his head explodes and candy flies out. What would my Finishing Move say at the end?

"Logan Wins... Improbability!"

 

[Broady Brio]

Sanji's Concasser (Tenderizer) attack.

He jumps in the air, spins around like Sonic The Hedgehog and when he comes down, axe kicks their head. I expect heads exploding.

 

[Hman121]

Punch his torso repeatedly, eventualy going into wild swinging punches to his face, uppercut him so he is launched into the air, then when he is falling down, jump into the air and kick him with both legs. I call it " Return to Maker".

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

Shit in his mouth.

Then set fire to his feet and leave.

 

[Irony's Acolyte]

SHOOP DA WHOOP!!!!
Because lazers make everything awesome...

Except for Alderaan.

OT: I'd shrink down to a very small size then enter into his stomach through his mouth. I'd then return to my normal size, riping him apart from the inside. I could then where his lifeless corpse as a rainsuit.

 

[gundargundar]

I would swallow him whole
then take his powers
and throw him back up alive but all gross and sticky

 

[Shemming]

Offer to shake there hand saying good match, and then whent hey take it hitt hem with there own hand shouting "stop hitting yourself!" intil they die.

 

[rokkolpo]

I would force him to listen to every Miley Cyrus cd ever made. I win.

not possible.

how could you ever last that long.
i think we need to call mythbusters in on this one.
XD

OT: i would act all dramatic with kung fu moves.....where upon i grab a gun and shoot him in the head.

 

[Irony's Acolyte]

Am I not allowed to say leave him be?

If not, then I supposed I'd punch a hole in the ground all the way through the earth, beat his body into a pulp while falling, then flay him, and use his skin and tendons as a parachute as I reemerge from the other side in China.

I have issues with the physics of your idea >.-

Gravity is always towards the centre of mass, in our case, the Earth. Once you reach the core you wouldnt continue to fall you'd just stop, also, youd be incredibly small as you would have been melted by the temperature and crushed by gravity/pressure.

But wouldn't he have built up enough velocity to simply sail past the center of the Earth? So he'd go past it, slowing down due to him moving away from the center of gravity. About the time he reached the other end of the hole he would have stopped, then fall back down to the center of the Earth. Eventually he would stop at the center but he'd just be going back and forth for a while (well his corpse would at any rate, you are right about the temperature and pressure).

 

[BlumiereBleck]

Gear Third = Bad Ass

DAMN STRAIGHT! I would use Shishi sonson!

 

[Talshere]

Am I not allowed to say leave him be?

If not, then I supposed I'd punch a hole in the ground all the way through the earth, beat his body into a pulp while falling, then flay him, and use his skin and tendons as a parachute as I reemerge from the other side in China.

I have issues with the physics of your idea >.-

Gravity is always towards the centre of mass, in our case, the Earth. Once you reach the core you wouldnt continue to fall you'd just stop, also, youd be incredibly small as you would have been melted by the temperature and crushed by gravity/pressure.

But wouldn't he have built up enough velocity to simply sail past the center of the Earth? So he'd go past it, slowing down due to him moving away from the center of gravity. About the time he reached the other end of the hole he would have stopped, then fall back down to the center of the Earth. Eventually he would stop at the center but he'd just be going back and forth for a while (well his corpse would at any rate, you are right about the temperature and pressure).

This is forgetting that the average terminal velocity of a human being is 120 miles an hour, and thats through air. The mantle, outer and inner core are progressively more viscus, meaning terminal velocity would be that much slower, you might travel though the centre a bit, but not a lot before being brought back towards the centre.

 

[MrShowerHead]

Kolgrim's Horn.....
Then enjoy the show