AwesomeExpress Packages Delivered: 84 / 1900 Feb 4, 2010 13,692 0 0 May 28, 2010 #2,201 slice of pizza before we raid the girls dorm. I'm just saying...
WafflesandBacon Inspired by Nonsense Aug 25, 2009 24,193 0 41 May 28, 2010 #2,202 you should shave, a beard doesn't look right for a woman. Who is.....
AwesomeExpress Packages Delivered: 84 / 1900 Feb 4, 2010 13,692 0 0 May 28, 2010 #2,203 going to keep my seat warm until I get back? If you don't mind...
WafflesandBacon Inspired by Nonsense Aug 25, 2009 24,193 0 41 May 28, 2010 #2,204 couldn't you take the giant knife outta my lung, please? Would you kindly....
AwesomeExpress Packages Delivered: 84 / 1900 Feb 4, 2010 13,692 0 0 May 28, 2010 #2,205 buy me a Coke and bring me a bacon sandwich? Excuse me but...
Scde2 Has gone too far in a few places Mar 25, 2010 33,805 0 0 May 28, 2010 #2,206 why do you have to breathe? I'm sick...
dragontiers The Temporally Displaced Feb 26, 2009 497 0 0 May 28, 2010 #2,207 of this voodoo rabbit. Pass me the...
dragontiers The Temporally Displaced Feb 26, 2009 497 0 0 May 28, 2010 #2,209 people eater? I just had mine taken in for...
AwesomeExpress Packages Delivered: 84 / 1900 Feb 4, 2010 13,692 0 0 May 28, 2010 #2,210 repair. It broke down last month, but I've just been too lazy. Can you watch...
dragontiers The Temporally Displaced Feb 26, 2009 497 0 0 Jun 2, 2010 #2,211 my grass grow for me? I'll be right back, I just need to...
Troublesome Lagomorph The Deadliest Bunny May 26, 2009 27,257 0 0 Jun 5, 2010 #2,212 ...kill the witnesses. I painted my wall, but...
Rasputin1 Don't panic Apr 6, 2010 1,335 0 0 Jun 5, 2010 #2,213 the damned blood just won't stick. Curses! I'm out of..
Troublesome Lagomorph The Deadliest Bunny May 26, 2009 27,257 0 0 Jun 5, 2010 #2,214 ...socks! I washed your cloths but...
Rasputin1 Don't panic Apr 6, 2010 1,335 0 0 Jun 5, 2010 #2,215 I was hungry so I eated them. Quick! To the...
A alxhrmn New member May 28, 2010 41 0 0 Jun 5, 2010 #2,216 ...submarine so we can launch a covert attack on foreign waters. Oh man, this one time..
Troublesome Lagomorph The Deadliest Bunny May 26, 2009 27,257 0 0 Jun 5, 2010 #2,217 ...I wish I were not dead. Being a zombie has its perks, but overall...
Rasputin1 Don't panic Apr 6, 2010 1,335 0 0 Jun 5, 2010 #2,218 Brains aren't as tasty as I thought. On the other hand...
Troublesome Lagomorph The Deadliest Bunny May 26, 2009 27,257 0 0 Jun 5, 2010 #2,219 ...I scare the crap out of people. Loosing body parts is...
MadCapMunchkin Charismatic Stallion Apr 23, 2010 447 0 0 Jun 5, 2010 #2,220 ...really quite refreshing. I wish that I could...