Finish the sentence...

[AwesomeExpress]

my bicycle!

I wonder if...

 

[Scde2]

will ever leave the cave.

Can you suck on this...

 

[Scde2]

go figure out how to crash...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...so you can acquire currency.

Acquire currency...

 

[Scde2]

by collecting the organs of unsuspecting old people.

That would be most...

 

[AwesomeExpress]

cumbersome.

I only hope that you didn't...

 

[Scde2]

do stuff to me while I was passed out!

Why does my butt...

 

[AwesomeExpress]

feel like icecream?

I hope I don't run into...

 

[Scde2]

Candlejack.

Because th-...

 

[AwesomeExpress]

the c-c-car w-won't s-s-s-st-st-start, we j-ju-just m-m-m-m-might freeze to d-d-death!

Only five more days until...

 

[Scde2]

Monday!

I meant that...

 

[Savagezion]

to say "Tuesday"

When will I ever...

 

[Scde2]

learn that I meant Monday?

Dude, where's my...

 

[AwesomeExpress]

calendar?

My nipples are...

 

[Scde2]

gone!

Who could have...

 

[KingArmery]

done such a thing!

I am evil because...

 

[AwesomeExpress]

now I don't have nipples.

Guess it's just...

 

[Scde2]

in my head.

Look over there, it's a bird...

 

[dragontiers]

riding a unicycle and juggling!

Why won't the elephant...

 

[Scde2]

just cook me dinner?

Well son, that is because...