Finish the sentence...

[Crayzor]

pooped.

So that's where I left my...

 

[AwesomeExpress]

remote control for my laser cannon!

Please remove your shoes before...

 

[BrailleOperatic]

...shoving your boot up my ass.

She sell sea shell by...

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Flora's paintshop.

The seashore can...

 

[Marsell]

give you aids.

My cat is

 

[AwesomeExpress]

a postal worker.

Tonight I'm going to...

 

[dragontiers]

the World Of Tomorrow.

If a train leaves Boston at 7:15 heading north going 45mph and the price of milk in Texas is $3.69 a gallon, then...

 

[BrailleOperatic]

...there is a strong positive correlation between number of cats taken to British animal shelters and numbe rof ice cream cones sold in the US.

When in doubt...

 

[Shaun Hastings]

... pack your all your valuables in that small purse your grandma gave you for Christmas.

When the cat jumped out of the tree...

 

[dragontiers]

the lights of Orion shall burn thrice.

After a fortnight of preparing...

 

[Shaun Hastings]

... it was all in vain, for the dinosaurs had eaten all the supplies outside the tent.

A sudden fire broke out...

 

[dragontiers]

at the water bottling plot.

The best thing about getting shot in the foot is...

 

[AwesomeExpress]

that the doctor will give you icecream afterwords.

If there was...

 

[dragontiers]

a time to free beansprouts...

 

[AwesomeExpress]

it would be never.

I would help you but...

 

[BrailleOperatic]

I don't wanna.

I could really...

 

[AwesomeExpress]

use a shave.

Ghosts don't let...

 

[dragontiers]

ghosts haunt drunk.

When are you going to...

 

[brtshstel]

...finish cleaning the...

 

[Crayzor]

underside of my thighs?

Is it really appropriate to...