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MrJKapowey

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not in possession of a calendar. Haloween happens ONCE per year! Not 365 times!

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Admiral Stukov

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a redshirt army for the redshirt army for the redshirt army.
(Arbites being a redshirt army for the PDF, the PDF in turn are a redshirt army for the guard, which in itself is a giant redshirt army)

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misunderstood.

(Arbites are actually more elite than MOST PDF forces. PDF are failed guard who are basically 'just humans'. Anyway The Guard tanks are anything BUT redshirt. Best MBT in the game (statwise))

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Admiral Stukov

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all crossdressing women.
(and no the Leman Russ is far to slow to be the best MBT. The hammerhead on the other hand is armed with the most powerful weapon outside Apocalypse.)

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pale in comparison to the tank named after the best primarch. Leman Russ.

LR has better armour nad an amazing gun. The gun can be fired EVERY turn now. Regardless of how fast it moved. You whizz around the battlefield and I'll go and fit NINE Leman Russ Vanquishers (max in standard force chart) against 3 hammer heads. Which will win?

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Admiral Stukov

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Better than Chimeras. 5 point upgrade that increase BS by one? Check. 20 points for a twinlinked weaponsystem that ignores line of sight? Check.

The hammerhead have equal armor to the LR, an upgrade for 10 points that gives it a 4+ cover save as long as the on firing on the tank does so from longer than 12", and have another upgrade that let it move 12" per turn and still fire one weapon system, plus all defensive weapons, or 6" and fire everything.

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Holy shit are you high on Warhammer 40,000 or somethng? sounds cool!

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MrJKapowey

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More warhammer nerdiness because otherwise the blood god (Quorn) will die.

Okay. Give me a 500pt army list for the Tau. The imperial guard 'Evil' army list fits in 500 points and is practically unbeatable at that level:
HQ - command squad 50pts
No Wargear +0pts Total = 50pts
Troops - Veteran squad (King 6)70pts
Flamer/Grenade launcher 5pts
Veteran squad (Queen 6) 70pts
Flamer/Grenade launcher 5pts Total = 200pts
Heavy Support - Leman Russ (Asplodinator) 150pts
Leman Russ (Devils Sympathy) 150pts

Overall total = 500pts

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Admiral Stukov

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Tau's not really set up for low points though, on account that their basic troops is pretty bad compared to crisis suites.
But can you build yourself a HQ for 110 points with +2 armor save, +4 invulnerbility save, FNP, and two extra wounds from shield drones?

I find that my tau work great in 800 and upwards, while my necrons are rather craptastic below 1500.
 

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If you put it at 800 points then I can put in 4 Leman Russ!

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while my necrons are rather craptastic below 1500...due to crap cheap units.
(saved you from not following the rules!)

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